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This was running at the back of my mind since someone at CBB said that they hated CNY for the questions.And being the eternal optimist and chief prank master of life, I have decided that it is the perfect time to get some good out of the bad.Here is a list of common CNY questions that I know we all don't like. Here, my fellow Singaporeans, are the suggested answers. Feel free …
For NOT getting hammered yesterday night. The guitar was a good shield against incoming drinks.Note to self: Bring guitar for drinking sessions. Ask to be paid in cash, not kinds. Oh, and learn a few more songs.
This reminds me of the time when I was in Hell, Norway. Population 2,436. It was actually quite pretty. Cold though.Strange thing is, there was a sign there that said, Hell Gods Expedition.How can you not love the English language?
Looking back, I still think of my granny's dog. It's called Foxer and I like to think of it as a him.Foxer's pretty responsible. Anyone that comes to the gate at my grandma's place, he'll rush out to bark his head off. When that someone puts a hand on the gate latch, he feels it has done his duty, and heads back to his usual place under this really big table in the front …
Now you know how much phone thieves like me... Now there's something to get back at them. It's not exactly a detonator in the phone, but it IS the next best thing.Get that stolen gadget back!With the advancement of technology, more and more gadgets are getting smaller packing much more information than before.When a device like your mobile phone, pda phone, blackberry, iPod, …
I was never much of a spectator sport person. But after graduating from school, there are certain advantages to watching a basketball game at 30, compared to watching the Inter-School Basketball competition, A Division. I call them the 4 Bs. They are...Beer Courtesy of QiaoyunBabesA Picture is worth a thousand words. A video is worth a thousand pictures.Video courtesy of Jean
Wassup!!Reporting LIVE from the city of the Twin Towers. This is my second time here EVER.I'm glad to report that the Starbucks here cost exactly the same as Singapore, and it is hot like FUCK.Dinner in an hour, and meetings after that. And for the whole of tomorrow.Where in the world do I get some entertainment here after hours on a Monday night anyways?
or, How to get women to make the first move.Following on from here. It would be nice won't it? Getting women to do the work for once. Here's a few ways I think will work.1. Extensive plastic surgery, and serious waxing. Because no matter how much women deny it and want to believe that looks do NOT matter, and they are not shallow, it's BS. Looks do matter, and women are …
Nothing, I swore NOTHING was gonna keep me away from this game. I might have a ton of work lined up, I may be dying from flu after my trip to KL. Traffic may be shitty, and some joker bought up ALL the bloody coupons at both 7-11s near the Singapore Indoor Stadium. Despite ALL of that, I. WILL. GET. TO. THE. GAME.And I'm glad I did.Met all the usual suspects. And it seems …
I have, absolutely and completely no political aspirations or inclinations. Any and everything on this blog is completely my own personal observations.Let it not be said that I am not appreciative of what Singapore has achieved through the years. 40 odd years, and we have went from zero to hero economically is pretty damn impressive.Running water, uninterrupted power supply, …
Very Possibly the only thing she can't do, is scratch her back. They are not whole of body. The rest of us, might not be whole of mind and spirit.And for those who always said that dancing is too hard, or "I can't dance"...
Anyone who makes up their mind before they hear the issue is a fucking fool.Hear hear!
Once upon a time, there were 3 birds. Yes, Avians. Get your minds out of the gutter dammit. They were Ostrich, Duck and Eagle. Now these 3 are really good friends and they wanted to really excel in their lives.And since all 3 of them believe in the power education, they decided to enroll into the world's most prestigous Bird School, at the world-class Jurong Bird Park in the …
From AndyDamn Cool lah! Welcome to One World. American classic, adapted by Indians, loved by Singaporean.
Do you have people stepping on your toes, cutting into your profits, and generally making your life difficult? Have you always wanted a life free of competition, and you can rest high and easy on your laurels? Well now you can!This method, created and patented in the exotic island nation of Singapore is guaranteed to make YOUR life completely free of those pesky fellows, and …
Thanks Andy for inviting me for the Slingers game on Sunday.Now I haven't been to a basketball game since National schools in JC, and those of you who have seen me playing with balls that aren't my own know that I am hopeless at anything related to spheres of any sort.In bowling, it's a miracle if it goes past to the realm of 3 digits. In pool, I make everyone else look good. …
1. I shall not get hammered. 2. I shall keep the current phone I have right now, till the end of the year. 3. I shall cut down on swearing, except behind the wheel.Baby steps, baby steps... Review every month end. Let's go!
Literally. I survived the night with abrasions down my right arm and cuts on my palms and leg. I just hope that I had enough fun to warrent all of that.Thanks HB for getting my friends and I free tix into Zoukout. Lack of sleep and pre-party drinks do not mix well. As I keep telling myself, and I keep forgetting.Hey Ecstacy, Damn good to finally meet you man. I'll collect my …
It was hard, but after dodging and hiding, ducking and weaving... I. Did. It.Didn't get plastered on NYE. 364 days to go. 2 running bets right now, any one else? Heh heh heh.



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