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Sister wanted to fry an egg for supper. Sister asked Uncle, Can I borrow an egg? ------------- I had a facial mask on Sister: Your mole has mask on it too! Very funny Me: Yar, the mole is like a giant blackhead.
Actually I've got a lot of things on my mind right now. Most of the things I'm feeling now are almost the same as when I was in University - a lot of uncertainty, self-doubt, self-hate, hopelessness, helplessness. It is easy to push blame onto external events or onto others, and I am starting to wonder if I am doing a little too much of that. Too much so that I now by default …
I am horribly sexually deprived. And the worst of it is knowing that I am deprived. One single, indirect blow at the ear, one nuzzle near my neck and a touch and I was starting to go weak in the knees. So tempting! Just thinking about it is making me go nuts! One part of me says "Just once. What harm could one episode do?" The logical part of me says "You know what will …
We were talking about our viewpoints on relationships. Me: What is the word that sounds like "sarcasm"? Friend: Orgasm
I told Hendri that I had a dream last night. I dreamed that I was smoking. I could feel the smoke in my mouth as I sucked on the cigarette and I could feel it going down my windpipe. I could even feel the irritation in my throat and windpipe and taste the bad aftertaste in my mouth. Hendri asked, "Are you sure someone didn't blow smoke into your mouth while you were sleeping?"
Meaningful MSN nicks: PY: I was young and naive. Now I'm not young but still naive =/ A: Learning to accept the inevitable. Funny ones: JH: I don't have 6 pecs... I've got Family Pecs. H: $100 left... hmm what to spend on (me: How about my bank account) XL: I think my internal clock has migrated to Paris SJ: How to insert a Quo Core2 Duo into your brain? …
Feeling a little bit weird tonight. Maybe it's the hormones. A little bit tired. A little bit of a need to escape. The bottle is shaken but no water leaks.
Out of pure coincidence and luck, I learned that the Anime Festival Asia (AFA) would be in Suntec Singapore over the weekend. To cut the long story short, I attended the event on the last day. Entrance fee was S$25, a drastic increase.Oddly, there were more cosplayers outside the hall than there were inside it. Crowd made up of Cosplayers, photographers and people like me, …
Just saw Stan off at Changi Airport (and am already blogging this at the airport while waiting for my father) and saw a most tearful family goodbye being said.You know how we've (well, me, at least) often heard how Malaysian men are family-oriented? Well, I feel like I've just seen and heard about a real-life example today. Somehow I feel like I am also seeing something like …
I am a selfish person! It is easier to admit and live with it than to hide and pretend for the rest of my life!
Study without reflection is a waste of time. Reflection without study is dangerous. - Confucious
Check this out!Body Worlds is in Singapore!Venue: Singapore Science Centre, The AnnexeDate: 23rd Oct - 6th MarchPrices: (for Body Worlds only) $20 (Adult) & $12 (Child 3 - 16YO)(for Body Worlds + Science Centre) $21 (Adult) & $13 (Child 3 - 16YO)You can buy the tickets online by clicking on the "Buy Now" on the right side of this site, or just go here directly.For … 
My small, lovely and stunted-in-growth terrapin:We are quite sure it is stunted in growth, considering it ate dog food for a short period of time to survive when it escaped while it was still very, very young and much smaller in size, before my father brought the tiny thing home. It was also apparently barked at by dogs. The poor thing.Well, it could also be that we aren't …
From the show 桃花小妹：那短短的36秒内，木 棉花树上，飘下了许多像雪的棉花。天空中有无数的闪电。一对老夫妻，恩爱的走过。年轻情侣的脸上充满着笑意。红绿灯像眼睛一样的闪着。带花伞的小女孩，回头一笑。男孩的左脚，踩到新生的春泥。他的心跳很急。眨了一次眼。右手带着表，撑伞，用左手交给了我。为什么，我会记得每一个细节？每一个。。。我以前根本不会注意的小地方。啊！我忘 …
Nobody likes having no friends. I just don't like being disappointed.-- something like that, somewhere within the pages of Norwegian Wood
Stop trying to fit your life into your expectations. You're only screwing yourself this way. You can't please everybody. Somebody is bound to get hurt somewhere along the way.-- somewhere within the pages of Norwegian Wood
Friend: "You seem to be an avid reader."Me: "Just an avid procrastinator."
I wish I were rich, then I can stay home all day and read books instead of doing stupid things like working.
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