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Check out this new "instructional"-like video: www.1malaysia.com.my. Reminded me of my Kemahiran Hidup cikgu: "selamat pagi semua, hari ini kita akan belajar memasang lampu swis, tarik wayar jiran dan saya akan tunjukkan macam mana boleh jimat bil api."I got something complimentary to say about him, I like his smile. He tried so hard.
XL filed for bankruptcy. Ouch! This has affected West Ham football club sponsorship deal. Guess who else is in trouble this week?AIG, that's right.(latest news minutes ago: US Fed stepped in to save their rear-ends. Are the secretly supporting the Red Devils?)
Today, I shall blog in the bullet point style of chedet.com. Btw, Tun M, Happy Malaysia Day to you.(1) When a non-Malaysian friend asked how we ended up having 2 Independence Days, 31 August and 16 September, I had to go back to my Form 5 Secondary School textbook to explain.(2) Of course, I did add, that just like Microsoft Windows, there are several versions. Historical …
MAINSTREAM (n):Do and say what the "leaders" want you to do and say, however irrational. People who do their own thinking are dangerous because they may end up not doing and saying things the "leaders" wish them to do and say. Indepedent thinking is potentially non-mainstream and should be curbed and regulated. Social integration requires people to behave and think in an …
From the archives (13 Feb 2007): things do not change much here. PEI-PEI adj. adjacent, side by sideARM-CHIO adj. "dark smile"I was alerted to two interesting, seemingly juxtaposing newspaper articles.At the top end it was about Sarawak's Chief Minister plans and ideas on choosing his successor...And at the bottom quarter, it was about a …
Sorry for the temporary silence. I am currently working on a new blog based on a part-autobiography semi-fictional life (need a lot of re-working, as it turned out so far, the protagonist seems to have a more boring existence than the real-life dude!).While I work on this one, I will have one eye fixed on Dark Knight taking over command & control on 16 September. Failing …
cast your mind back...Cargo aircraft crash-lands, airport runway forced to close for six hours (The Star 14 January 2007) KUCHING: A cargo aircraft from Kuala Lumpur crash-landed at Kuching International Airport here early yesterday, causing the airport runway to be closed for six hours. The Boeing 737-200 aircraft belonging to Gading Sari Aviation …
This taekwondo 'champion' was on the verge of winning the Olympic bronze medal when he decided to take some injury time-out at the very last round. According to the referee, he took too much injury time and was subsequently disqualified.Since the official rules did not suit this taekwondo 'champion', he resorted to the rule of jungle and took matters into his own …
The ruling politicians can speak till their mouths foam (this is the current favoured political euphemism) defending their ancient race-oriented policies.Or they can stay silent on important issues on the pretext of matters still being investigated or not wanting to interfere with on-going court cases.But they cannot hide from the fact that the country is losing its …
Whilst we entrust our politicians to steer (read: social engineer) this nation to some form of greatness, we recognise that we still have to play our tedious part. We still have to deal with this nitty gritty stuff called our individual lives. However much they debate and talk about subsidies and tax cut etc, we still have to figure out what sauce to eat our meat with, what …
Usain Bolt wins the Olympics 100m in a World Record time of 9.69secs and the happiest man is this...
He must be the happiest, most delighted non-Jamaican supporter in the stadium. (pic: Usain celebrating with the crowd after the historical victory)
A group of inspired journalists and business-minded people will launch The Nut Graph, Malaysia's newest (online) news portal, on 15 August 2008 (incidentally TODAY!). Good luck to them.I have asked about joining them (although not sure what I am joining exactly, but the idea) sounds wacky), obviously as an unproven sisuahlai writer, true to form. They haven't replied with a …
It is similar to having no work and going on a permanent holiday 365 days in a year! Where is the fun? The key to meaningful joy/happiness is to suffer first and then "release".This 200 orgasms a day case (triggered by almost anything!) is well and truly a condition - Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome. She needs an anti-depressant to control it. And she is desperate for a …
Do you know who this is? (this must be the most calming image after a week-long pointless squabbles between people who hardly know each other)To all firestarters, go ahead and hypnotize yourself.
check out this link: Why are they so happy?http://mstar.com.my/cms/content.jsp?id=com.tms.cms.article.Article_506a703a-c0a85062-14c4ac90-3b069dc8
He sniffs out an element of pretentiousness in the local blogosphere. He identifies the prey. He builds his story. He adds a few layers of spicy subplots. He marinates it with some skunkdalous juice. And now the icing on the cake: he deep fries and lets rip his merciless (often funny and colourful) tirades of vulgarity, including words not found in any dictionary. Welcome to …
Translation (cartoon from Utusan Online):Guy in blue: The Olympic Opening Ceremony was awesome and joyful.Guy in yellow: Let's hope our athletes will shine.Wat!!! Who commissions this kind of non-intellectual use of newspaper space? It is so pointless, it is actually very disturbing.Related article: Critical Thinking Skills, where are you? No wonder the marketability of …



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