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Stupid JayWalk complained that I “every time same look one“. I don’t know how different he expects me to look every day lah. Does he want me to look like Elvis Presley tomorrow and then a potato chip the next day? Siaoness. I’m Sheylara aka Qiaoyun, and of course I look like Sheylara aka Qiaoyun.But ...
I don’t like to talk about sex. I mean, it’s a very private matter. And I do try to be socially responsible in my blogs because I know there are young people reading my blog.Unfortunately, I was tasked to talk about sex for Star Blog this week.The topic: “SEX! What does this word trigger off ...
March 1, 2009. First day in Kuching, Sarawak. Media trip.It was almost 11 am by the time we were done being welcomed and then taken to our hotel to check in. There was a bit of a confusion at the hotel, though. The staff was unable to check us in for some reason, so we ...
Much has already been said about Royston Tan’s 12 LOTUS. Some bombs but mostly raves. Me, I’m a raver. I loved the movie so much I couldn’t write a review of it immediately after watching it. I had to go in search of clamps to close my jaws back.I don’t even know how to start ...
This is a totally embarrassing topic, to say the least. But if duty calls for public embarrassment, then I shall have to rise to the occasion.The whole world shall now learn of my secret alter ego: I am a kiasu hypochondriac.To start off, I have to explain first that the most memorable thing about me ...
It’s now 12:30 am. I’m at Pedas Springs, a spa in Genting Highlands.My friends are inside having massages while I’m blogging at the cafe outside. My work is really 24/7 around the clock, around the world!We planned this trip a couple of months ago. It’s a sort of coming-of-age trip for Nanny Wen cos the ...
This week in Star Blog, I am asked to recount 10 pieces of memory to remember my life by.It’s a hard list to make. Can you imagine being allowed to remember only 10 things for your entire life? I want to have a hundred memories. A thousand. A billion.I suppose that is not quite possible. ...
We’re talking about the classic seven deadly sins this week. A study has shown that the top sin for men is lust, while the top sin for women is pride.Well, pride isn’t my top, but it’s quite high on my list. And what of it? I don’t really see what’s so bad about pride. If ...
The trouble with humanity is that it’s clueless.Each time a slightly titillating incident occurs, everyone pounces on it as if it were the last popcorn in the bucket. They gawk and gape and savour the very lastness of it, refusing to let go until it’s made sodden and unrecognizable by the drool of every spectator ...
I’ve eaten nothing but buns today (from Four Leaves bakery), mainly because up to now, I’ve only had time for one meal. So, I’ve decided to do a chicken post because eating carbo makes me crave meat.Ooh meat.Oh my goodness. I’m so evil to show myself a photo like that!=(Whatever was I thinking?That was a ...
Yesterday was the most ironic day of my life.I performed an anti-smoking skit at a health fair at Suntec Convention Centre.On the same day, I picked up smoking.Both occurences aren’t related, are isolated, therefore ironic.Well, don’t yell at me just yet. At least finish reading this post, then vote for me, then yell if you ...
My nightly going-to-bed routine goes like this: Turn off bedroom light.Turn off computer monitors.Lie down in bed.Set phone alarm.Turn on reading light and read a book till drowsy.I didn’t get to read my book last night.I had gotten into bed and picked up my iPhone to set the alarm. Because I was lying on my ...
I never used to know (or care) when the Hungry Ghost Month came unless someone specifically bugged me about it.“Be careful when you go home tonight, there are ghosts wandering about.”“Be careful in the toilet, don’t talk to anyone in there in case they’re a… you know…”“Don’t look now, but I think there’s …
Super shag.I went for a shoot this morning with only four hours of sleep. We were filming an online video series. Like lonelygirl15 but not like lonelygirl15, if you know what I mean. It will be uploaded tonight but I’ll show it here only if I look good in it. Haha. Super vain.No photos ...
In the words of the now legendary Borat, “Very nice!” (Incidentally, I found this quote online:I’ve decided I’m absolutely sick of Borat quotes. If I hear another “High-Five!” or “Very nice,” someone is going to die.I hope the owner of this quote doesn’t read my blog or I might …
Recently, the Goonfather came to me and said, “Hey! How come you have a guest blogger on your blog?!”“What’s wrong with that?” I asked.“I also want to be a guest blogger!” he said. “You don’t even like to blog!!” I said. (He actually started a blog last year and lost steam after three posts.)“But I ...
When I blogged about curry seafood noodles last year, many people asked me for the address or directions to get there. Unfortunately, I didn’t have the info then, but now I’ve got it!You know, I’ve asked around my Malaysian friends. And it turns out it’s one of those places, no one knows what the restaurant ...
I mentioned a while back that I just joined a choir. We had our first practice session yesterday and the girls outnumbered the guys nine to two. Haha. We were supposed to have more men but three couldn’t make it yesterday.The last time I sang in a choir was when I was in primary school. ...
Telemarketer: Hello, I’m calling from XYZ photo studio.The Goonfather: Yes?Telemarketer: I’m very happy to announce that you’ve been specially selected to come for a photoshoot. We will give you two photos, valued at $480, to take home.The Goonfather: Are you paying me?Telemarketer: No, sir, we’re giving you the photos free. You don’t have to pay …
AdvertorialI’m actually very surprised to say this but I am totally in love with the LG KS20!! (And I’m not just saying that because this is an advertorial.) I’m pleasantly surprised because I’ve been a Nokia fan since forever and never thought I’d like phones of other brands. Haha.Ok this photo is damn weird, makes ...
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