sheylara 
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Shen Qiaoyun
I live on my computer chair when I'm not being an actress. I survive on junk food and praise. But junk food is rubbish and praise is fleeting so I'm fighting a losing battle here.
Therefore I write.
May 26, 2007
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This is really quite hilarious. You guys know Xiaxue has her own Internet TV show called Xiaxue’s Guide To Life, right?In her latest episode, she got conned by her producers to review a fake China-made iPhone, thinking that it’s the real iPhone. Hahaha. After that, they did the candid camera routine, had a good laugh, ...
I was in the car when I saw this. It gave me a surreal double-take moment but I recovered fast enough and proceeded to get the Goonfather’s attention by jabbing his left arm violently.“Look, look!! Quick! What are they carrying??!!” I exclaimed excitedly.And then I whipped out my camera like the obssessed blogger that I ...
It’s not quite a good idea for a guy to take two ladies out for drinks, ply them with an inordinate amount of alcohol and not have cavalry support on standby.Modernburrow learned that two weeks ago, for better or for worse.It started when nadnut organised a Mortini Night get-together at The Bar at Morton’s.About eight ...
The first photo I’m going to show you today is an upskirt photo.In fact, many upskirts!Honestly, they could have picked a better place to show off their skirts.This was taken in Nagoya Hill Shopping Mall. The last time I went there (about a year ago), I was shocked by the offerings. It’s quite a big ...
People should know better than to diss bloggers in an era when nothing is private anymore.I got this crap message in Facebook yesterday from some insolent jerk who’s full of himself. So, like, since we’re in the Internet age, I get to share the message with all my readers! How lucky for you! How ...
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I hadn’t intended to blog about the annual Bournemouth Beer Festival at all because I had agreed to go to it in a moment of distraction (while I was busy writing an essay or something). Beer isn’t my thing. In fact, drinking isn’t my thing. I don’t mean just alcohol. I mean the act of ...
I was eating hot cross buns for breakfast today, so I sang the hot cross bun song to Piers, who was eating toast and bacon. “Hot cross buns! Hot cross buns! One a penny, two a penny, hot cross buns!” I sang. He stopped eating his toast and bacon and gaped at me. ...
It’s been about three weeks since I recovered from chicken pox and I’m still catching up on school work while new ones keep pouring in relentlessly. Last week, one of our lecturers assigned us yet another essay to our utmost horror, which we made sure to express very visibly on our faces. She took one ...
Piers pointed out to me today something funny that he saw on his Facebook feed. There were my status updates where I stressing about my essay, griping about not having much time left to finish it. And then, on the same page, it also showed that I was watching Prison Break on Netflix. ...
Yes, the unbelievable has happened. I have contracted chicken pox. To get it at this stage of my life! Even Piers is laughing at me saying I’m so cute-obsessed that even the diseases I get have to be cute. What rubbish? There is nothing cute about chicken pox, I told him, for it is the ...
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