sheylara 
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Shen Qiaoyun
I live on my computer chair when I'm not being an actress. I survive on junk food and praise. But junk food is rubbish and praise is fleeting so I'm fighting a losing battle here.
Therefore I write.
May 26, 2007
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This is really quite hilarious. You guys know Xiaxue has her own Internet TV show called Xiaxue’s Guide To Life, right?In her latest episode, she got conned by her producers to review a fake China-made iPhone, thinking that it’s the real iPhone. Hahaha. After that, they did the candid camera routine, had a good laugh, ...
I was in the car when I saw this. It gave me a surreal double-take moment but I recovered fast enough and proceeded to get the Goonfather’s attention by jabbing his left arm violently.“Look, look!! Quick! What are they carrying??!!” I exclaimed excitedly.And then I whipped out my camera like the obssessed blogger that I ...
It’s not quite a good idea for a guy to take two ladies out for drinks, ply them with an inordinate amount of alcohol and not have cavalry support on standby.Modernburrow learned that two weeks ago, for better or for worse.It started when nadnut organised a Mortini Night get-together at The Bar at Morton’s.About eight ...
The first photo I’m going to show you today is an upskirt photo.In fact, many upskirts!Honestly, they could have picked a better place to show off their skirts.This was taken in Nagoya Hill Shopping Mall. The last time I went there (about a year ago), I was shocked by the offerings. It’s quite a big ...
People should know better than to diss bloggers in an era when nothing is private anymore.I got this crap message in Facebook yesterday from some insolent jerk who’s full of himself. So, like, since we’re in the Internet age, I get to share the message with all my readers! How lucky for you! How ...
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Piers tried to pay me a compliment the other day. “Your skin is so smooth,” he said. I was about to modestly protest when he added, “Like a pumpkin.” “What?” I said. “No, wait,” he said thoughtfully, “Pumpkins aren’t very smooth, are they?” “No, they’re not.” “Okay,” he …
You know how, in relationships, you reach a point where you run out of things to talk about? Piers and I got to that stage a few months back. We gradually replaced our bonding sessions with TV. Lots of TV. I was starting to get addicted, too, because England has no end of interesting, crazy ...
I know people are expecting to read about my experiences as a wannabe nursery teacher but, really, at this point of time, it’s just lectures and lots of reading. The good news is that we start going on job placements in about two and a half months’ time so I might have more stories to ...
Today, I taught two classmates how to unroll and roll up a mat*. It went reasonably well. I’m sure they were very impressed by how I patiently paused at every step of the process to make sure they understood, and to covertly whisper to them, “Erm… What’s next?” I’m sure I’ll be a brilliant teacher ...
Today, I taught two classmates how to unroll and roll up a mat*. It went reasonably well. I’m sure they were very impressed by how I patiently paused at every step of the process to make sure they understood, and to covertly whisper to them, “Erm… What’s next?” I’m sure I’ll be a brilliant teacher ...
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