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http://www.youtube.c om/watch?v=FpMqmNUcP Vkendofvid [starttext] 遇到性感女神中的性感女神小澤瑪莉亞(Maria Ozawa),天底下有哪個男人管得住自己的七情六慾? [endtext]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl86k3ALIcIendofvid[starttext]Paul and Kay Kay get raunchy in a game of Truth or Dare. What was Kay Kay's most embarrassing bedroom moment? Or Paul's kinkiest fantasy? And what does Kay Kay think of Paul's kissing skills? [endtext]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydb4O6PNLx4endofvid[starttext]Wii[endtext]
[starttext]A man wearing a mask bursts int o a sperm bank with a shot gun. 'Open the f**king safe!' he yells at the girl behind the counter.'But we're not a real bank' replies the girl. 'This is a sperm bank, we don't hold real cash.''Don't argue with me or I'll blow your f**king head off!' She obliges and opens the safe door.'Take one of the bottle and drink it!''But it's …
[starttext]A man speaks frantically into the phone, 'My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!'Is this her first child?' the doctor queries.'NO, you idiot!' the man shouts. 'This is her HUSBAND!'[endtext]
[starttext]An escaped convict, imprisoned for murdering, had spent 25 years of his life sentence in prison. While on the run, he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.He tied the man on to a chair on one side of the room and his wife on the bed. He got on the bed right over the woman, and it appeared he was kissing her neck. …
[starttext]Two cowboys are out on the field one night talking about their favorite sex positions. One says, 'Ever have cowboy sex?' 'Ain't heard of that one,' says the other cowboy. 'What is it?'Well, you get the girl down on all fours, and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup her breasts, whisper in her ear, 'Boy these feel just like your sister's! and …
[starttext]A wife gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from her bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweating and panting.'What's up?' she asks.'I'm having a heart attack,' cries the husband.The wife then rushes downstairs, grab the phone but just as she's dialing, her four year old son comes up and says, 'Mommy! Mommy! …
http://www.youtube.c om/watch?v=0hNsmpzLJ lwendofvid [starttext] The jolly, blue Lumpy giant needs bones of Giggles to make his bread! [endtext]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz5JomM0qwwendofvid[starttext]Can Flaky overcome her fear of flying in time to land an out-of-control airplane? [endtext]
http://www.youtube.c om/watch?v=E5zsHSvLU -Uendofvid [starttext] Sniffles burrowing machine may not be the safest way to go to rescue Cub! [endtext]



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