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We, the citizens of Singaporepledge ourselves as one united supportersregardless of race, language or religionto build a partially democractic societybased on self censorship and submissionso as to achieve happiness, prosperity and progress for our ministers.*That hits the spot. For those of you who continues to read the world class newspaper the Straits Times unabashedly, …
Picture this: You and your friends are preparing for a run on one morning just to discover that cops spring out of nowhere and stop the lot of you from jogging.This is what happened early Saturday morning yesterday at the Singapore River. A group of people numbering forty were planning to jog along the scenic ...
There will come a time when your internet connection screws up and you are unable to do anything else except fretting and lamenting your fate. You begin to prance and howl, wondering how to access your emails, thinking about your blog stats (it’s always about the blog stats right?) and begin to make calls for ...
This is what have been revealed in Parliament. Let’s get down to the quick and dirty:The ventilation window in the toilet that Mas Selamat used to escape did not have grilles.The two Gurkha guards and one junior ISD officer allowed him to close the urinal cubicle door.A physical weakness in the perimeter fencing made it ...
The material rich loves everyday. We do not care about anything else. We wake up every morning, thinking of ways to bolster our finances and strengthening it. We eat and drink wine and talk about money. We go to the toilet, thinking about money. Every step of the way, it’s all about money, our cars ...
Consider this scenario as you are walking down the park one fine evening and plop down on the park bench, a seemingly average Malay guy comes strolling by and sits down beside you. To your amazement, it is none other than he- Mas Selamat Kastari, the alleged terrorist who is believed to have had intentions ...
Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one age-defying neutron, 82 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, …
All thanks to the all-wise mentoring minister for pointing our greatest mistake. We are at fault, we humbly submit our apology. Who are we to question? They are but million dollar salaried men. We are but lazy peasants, scrounging to make ends meet. Therefore we submit our thanks for making us realize this ...
It is everywhere now in the city. You may find yourself in Stomp if someone decides to take your mugshot if you have done something bad like juicing free electricity to power your laptop in public, eating in the train or other silly antics silly people do. I particularly find this picture of either a ...
So JI terrorist leader Mas Selamat Kastari escaped from the impregnable ISD Guantanamo Bay detention centre at Whitley Road. Is that right?Tell me dear folks, are you to believe the nonsense spewing from our fabulously inept state-controlled Strait Times that a man, presumably Jemaah Islamiyah’s terror kingpin (since he is not charged in court for ...
Mr. Gopalan Nair, from the notable Singapore Dissident blog is now the new feature writer and Sheep City has many thanks and gratitude to convey on behalf of all our loyal visitors.Mr. Nai …
Before I begin, allow me to congratulate Dr Chee and the many of you who took part in yesterday’s peaceful protest to commemorate World Consumer Rights Day outside the gates of Parliament. It is every citizen’s right, guaranteed in the Constitution, the right to assemble and free speech. There is nothing unlawful about yesterday’s protest. ...
if this Nation is to remain true to the ideals symbolized by its flag, it must not wield the tools of tyrants even to resist an assault by the forces of tyranny.* The war on terror is just …
Let’s face it- The Young PAP blog is unquestionably dumb. Nicholas Lazarus wrote that offending post without consulting his intellect I presume. It is enough to make you blue or red in the face with his faulty logic. If you deign to agree with him, then perhaps you’d be clapping your hands with joy. You ...
That’s right. This is the question that makes such good coffeeshop talk with your buddies as you kick back and relax over the weekend. There are so much stuff to talk about and even till the cows come home, you’d still be probably wallowing in your Tiger beer, red in the face, telling your companions ...
It is great to be back after a long break. This website will continue, this much is guaranteed. For those of you who made regular visits, you have my gratitude and apologies- I have not updated this website for sometime. Much of this attributed to terribly hectic and tiring job that I am stuck to.Life ...
War and terror. Our perpetual fight against terror. This war that wages on unrelenting, the security of the highest level ever since 9/11. Those who control it, exact control over the public. They have manifested a bogeyman to instill fear into the hearts of men and this fear they will use to their advantage. To ...
If there is one word to describe the Singaporean chairmanship of ASEAN, it would undoubtedly be ‘disgusting’. With all the double-talk and hypocrisy underlining the statements made by Singaporean stooges and buddies of the despotic Burmese regime, it is nothing short of appalling to see its role transformed into advocatus diaboli- unable to move forward ...
I was on the train this morning and as usual the train crowds are maddening. I stood there in the midst of all manner of people, overwhelming me with their bodily scents and I hate Monday or I wish it is less crowded look etched on everyone’s faces, I wondered if I could last the ...



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