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Oh my wtf? Read here. Apparently, there is a "No Panty" force going around, urging girls not to wear panties on Valentine's Day to show their love! Err....i have few doubts: 1. Isn't it better not to wear bra than panty? I can tell with my laser eye whether those boobies are padded, but not the panty, so how am i gonna feel loved?? 2. Errr....so no point for me to bring u …
Im not sure about u all, but i definitely thought the above magazine cover is featuring a hot lesbian couple, no? Ok, may be not. On the left is Miss Malaysia Universe 2008, Levy Li. On the right is Miss Malaysia World 2009, Thanuja Ananthan. But, don't u all think they their bust got too close here like humping on each other? Oh, not to mention the big "Love" sign at the …
So one day, im gonna have my own kids. I always wonder how does it feel? Will they give me alot of money be filial and treat me well? I always admire my parents for having such good looking son able to give us the best. So i shall as meticulous as they are to bring up my kids to be rich and famous an omnipotent and omniscient person. BUT what if my daughter act like this, …
A jobless man passed by a gynecology clinic in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia and saw a banner recruiting for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Feeling rather interested, he went into the clinic and asked the clerk for details. The clerk pulled up the file and read: "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynaecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay …
My teenage nephew told me recently he likes to visit the blogs of the teensy-cutesy little princesses. He claimed that they are just so tender cute and tantalizing refreshing with their cam-whoring innocent cute photos. Now, is that even fair, at all? We guys, no matter how big good that we are, blog writing is never an easy task. We hardly place any pictures in our blogs, …
So i was busy with my BIG business in a toilet of a shopping mall in KL. When i was about to finish, just about to step out of the cubicle, i saw a phone number scratched on the wall. Just numbers, nothing else. Out of curiosity, i checked out other cubicles and saw the same numbers too! May be im Kaypoh aka busybody, i smsed to that particular number with "who is this?". To …
If you are thinking of having a 'crack' at the Resort World Sentosa Casino, beware of what you are up against.... believe it or not !!! If you believe in fengshui .. read on. A fengshui master. He said RWS's casino is full of 'fengshui' arrangement that it's very very strong to trap anyone's money when going into the casino. From the moment u enter (if u asked the …
Wow...im pretty sure that whole Malaysia are talking about Low Taek Jho, the millionaire who flown Paris Hilton to South Africa in private jet during the recent World Cup. Read here. And u know what, i have met him before! Remember this post? I wrote about a wealthy businessman who brought two Venezuela bombshells into my shop and splurged 5 figures on their dresses? That's …
Ok, this is actually old news. Some insurance agencies recruited female agents to have sex with potential clients. Read here. Im not surprised because this "trades" have been existed ever since barter tradings came into the picture thousands of years ago. Not only insurance company did that. Multi-level-marketin g fanatics did that too. U know, in order for them to get more …
So i had lunch with my gal pal, Wenddi-Anne Chong (WAC) last week. WAC is the executive director of TMC Life Sciences Berhad, which is one of the most established fertility expert in Malaysia. They have the hospitals, fertility centers, stemcell bank and of course, the most interesting part, the SPERM BANK. Well, being me, as most my readers already known, im kinda hamsap …
Oh wow....i just read about a group of snorkellers went skinny dipping to raise awareness in saving the Australia's Great Barrier Reef! There were almost 30 of them, aged from 19 to 60, joined in the nude ambition. Read here. So why go naked? The fact that im writing about them here meant they achieved their goal, right? Sex does sell!! PETA been using the naked tricks …
Oh my wtf! This Bolivian boy cut his testicles off because he determined to become a woman! Read here. Hmm....could it be that P1 Wimax, whose tagline is "Have u Cut Yet?", is advertising there?? Ok, first i wanna make it clear that i have nothing against a transvestite (t.v.) or shemale. In fact i have a t.v. good friend who behaves more feminine than a female. She done her …
Oh God. Am i that sex-deprived or what? How could i dreamt about myself masturbating in that wet weird dream last night? Hmmm........and on the plane's toilet? That's just so fun deviant and kinky! When was the last time i hit that "O" dot all by myself? Its only one few days ago. Ah.....and why i had to masturbate myself without any honeybun in that dream? Not fair at all, …
Oh my wtf! A unemployed bachelor, who won the Millennium Prize awarded by the Clay Mathematics Institute of Cambridge, said he "would need to think about whether to accept the prize, worth $1 million"!! Read here. Being someone extremely reclusive, the math genius refused to take any job offer for the past 4 years and rather stays with his mom in a small house in St. Pete. …
Ok, i have to admit that there is something really kinky and sexy about girls kissing each other. Why? Look at this. This leave u speechless, right? Well, What about guys? If i put a picture of guys french-kissing each other here, chances are i would be called faggots or weirdo or ghey. Well, since my blog is supposed to be G-Rated and family-friendly, i shall skip …
Run Tiger Run! Very soon we are ushering into the year of Tiger. Oh, its that time again that we divulge, discuss and discard our dreams and goals for the new year. Year after year, my dreams just getting bigger and bigger, so does my disappointments! But this year, folks at Nuffnang and Tiger Beer go all out to support my dreams, if im lucky! Hmmm..what if im picked as one …
Oh my wtf! I was taking a shower in the changing room just now after the gym session. After i came out of the shower, there was an old white guy in his 50s, i think, just came into the changing room. As usual, i spent sometime tend to myself, u know, comb hair, apply moisturiser things like tat, wrapped in a towel. So this old man, instead of changing, checked around the …
Ah...so it was all hot and humid in KL today. While on the way to Bukit Bintang in the afternoon, the traffic came to a crawl till it stopped, totally! It seems that everybody was out for their last minute CNY shopping. Well, i just can't be bother to join in the madness, not to mention my friend nagged and nagged incessantly, blaming me for being fashionably late, caused us …



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