It's nothing like in the movies. By the way, what is it like in the movies? How do those people move on and snug up to a next partner faster than I can snap my fingers? I believe I've tortured myself enough and that includes:* Emptying a tub of chocolate gelato* Popping a handful of Skittles, Mentos and Walters once every minute (I officially hate sweets now)* Stuffing myself …

I don't normally write about friends and their petty disputes. But a recent spat among two friends (was three? four or five? Can't get the equation right) somehow dragged my pretty name into the mud as well.I have long washed my hands off the matter (or matters) and happily hopped out of the tangling messy circle. You know, one of those things that you've tried warning but …

Away from the bustling traffic, I like to make this playground my secret haven.Hidden behind the shadows of the swaying trees, not even the naughtiest kid has ventured here.My ivory tower, here I swing my troubles away.Eyes close and lips curl, I hum a little sad song.I grimace, as I tighten my grip on the cold metal reins,I glimpse, as the tip of my naked toes reach higher …

I'm pretty glad to learn that the conference (or whatever I'm here for in Dong Guan) is held in the very hotel we're staying in. Good 'cos this place is a tad depressing to even venture about. This city has only one colour: grey.Grey sky, grey buildings, grey cars, greying people...this one picture represents all other scenes in Dong Guan The only non-depressing thing around …

We made a pact: Even in old age, we will still strut into clubs hand-in-hand and rock the house down!Toast to the many good times we've had and the ones to come. P.S. I will forgive you for all the times you gave me my birthday pressies in crumpled paper bags, because I'm not a good gift-wrapper too.

I wasn't sure how to react when I read what I found. Then out of the blue, I started laughing to myself. The owner probably lives up his blog's name to a certain extent. Tell me the difference between this entry and that entry. Then compare this entry with that entry. I won't go on calculating to the second decimal place on how many % of the text is nipped off straight from …

I was returning to my office from lunch when I walked past a pretty girl in her pretty violet shift dress.She lighted a ciggie. (Umm.. not as pretty anymore)Her friend joined her and they started chatting.Girl: Eh you know Ah Meng?Friend: Huh?Girl: Nor.. that Ah Meng arh. I was going to interrupt with 'that orang utan' when...Girl: Ah Meng, the chimpanzee in the zoo.Even her …

I don't care if I played the part but at least I looked the part.Reminder to Chris - We need to go earlier because the following needs to be done:1. Spin racket and bua buay2. Test the tempered glass panels3. Warm up the ball (and our wrists) for 10 minutes4. Leave the rackets leaning on the wall5. Shake hands and start whacking HARDReminder to The Best Friend - Kindly book …

Answer: One. He holds the bulb and the whole of Europe revolves around him.(According to Mr. Ex-Editor-of-The-Trashy-Magazine)

At a very awkward hour of the day, I received the following messages:Hi, I saw your comments about me in your blog. I demand you remove your post about defaming me as a manhunt singapore 2008 winner or else I will proceed to sue you against your blog. Did I make myself clear?You are not even anywhere near gal. if i still see it by tomorrow morning, i will need to consult my …