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Like a young man holding on to his one and only condom, I anxiously and carefully poured out my only can of Victoria Bitter. This can of beer doesn't come easy; it comes free. Hah! On-board the Qantas flight as I made my way home, I realised I totally forgot to pack a few cans of my fave beer when I saw the stewardess serve ice cold Victoria Bitter to the fellow passengers. …
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I prefer to be reminded of people with songs because the put-a-picture-behind-the-name technique doesn't seem to work on me. Like Chris reminds me of Doraemon, but I seriously want to remember her more than that. Plus my memory is so bad (could be pre-mature cognitive deteriorations) that I'd probably not remember why Chris resembles Doraemon. So songs, are better reminders …
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And that would include blowing my money on club merchandises. But to be honest, I haven't got a single Man Utd jersey, wrist band, cap or scarf. Maybe if the Man Utd Merchandise store had been opened when I visited Venetian Macau last month, I would have brought the whole damn store back home.I've been laying my eyes on the club-endorsed luggage since I first saw it in the …
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Something tells me not to purchase a year 2008 organiser yet, although it's already the near-end of December. Usually by November (of every other year), I would have gone for my long hunting trip for a perfect organiser which I'd scribble and jot nonsensical notes such as 'watch my beloved Ronny on ch27 @ 2am' for the next 365 days.But something is stopping me. Some force. …
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Friend: okie, here goes, i was late cos i woke up n in bed, i was thinking to myself, how on earth do i go to the doc n expect him to give me an MC when i look n feel perfectly fineFriend: n i'm here cos i cannot think of an answer, so i figured, i shall come in n get some tips from you, ahahhaMe: erm 1. min makeup 2. drink lotsa distilled water to rough up your …
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1. What will The Mother do without me?2. What will I do without her?3. Can she carry on when I'm gone?4. Can I carry on when she's gone?5. Will she still remember me when she's with The Lord?6. Will I still remember her when I'm with The Lord?7. Will she keep my stuff when I'm no longer?8. Will I keep all her stuff when she's no longer?9. Can we still see each other in …
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This, my friends, has got to be the best dessert around since the 1940s. (Okay, a tad exaggerating but you get the idea) You have to LURVE Cantonese dessert since Cantonese are a bunch of …
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It's a habit of mine to update The Mother of my weekend plans so that she'd make no plans to drag me along for any wet-marketing. Me: Blah blah blah... and oh, Friday I'd be out for a late night movie.The Mother: With whom?Me: Friend.The Mother (eyed me curiously): Which one? The one with dragonboat?Me: NO!The Mother's memory of me going out with guys probably stopped at …
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With a huge (I really meant HUGE) paper shopping bag on my right shoulder, I was busy searching for the nearest train station from the map along Queens Street - Brisbane's largest shopping district. It was 7pm and getting dark and I had a swell day from my shopping stint at the suburbs (feet swollen too from all the endless walking).Then people starting flocking to the left …
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This clip reminds me of a movie documentary I watched many years ago. I have absolutely no recollection of the title but the story goes that a young couple on a research trip in Africa adopted a pair of leopard cubs. The cubs lost their mother to a poacher. The young couple lived and played with the cubs in tree houses for a few years before deciding it's time for the grown …
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Don't know why but I'm so pleased with myself. Hah!After trimming off the triangular edge of a used envelope, I doodled nonsense and decided the triangular pocket would make a good bookmark. And a very unique one.Can anyone make this a hobby?
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From: info@starhub.com/Missing JI LeaderMsg from S'Pore Police Force: Please call the Police at 999 immediately if you see Mas Selamat bin Kastari. He is short (1.58m) & limps on left leg. Thank You.I jumped at my seat when I opened this SMS to see a colour picture of the most-talked-about escapee this time in town. As much as I don't like the picture of an ugly person (I …
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I was down with bad grastric flu and was stuck to bed for full 24hours. After 13 rounds of retching in my five-star washroom, my only comfort was the TV and thick duvet. That fateful day was my supposed my chance to showcase my presentation powess. knn...Kat mentioned about money winnings and how we're not supposed to keep the winnings or else bad luck will fall upon us. "Eh …
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Some good friend of mine, currently in the States, is wiping off every designer jeans he fancies and tempting me to join him in his frenzy shopping spree. Thou shalt not fall into the temptation. Alright, mainly because my recently pay raise is only enough to pay a month of StarHub's newly increased cable rates, but not enough to buy me even a rivet of a pair of Joe's …
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Sounds better in Spanish.Janet asked if I've made any new year's resolution for 2008. I solemnly asked why resolutions have to be made with the onset of a new year only and then added, "I …
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There was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road. Suddenly, a brand new Jeep Cherokee screeches to a halt next to him. The driver - a young man dressed in a Bironi suit, Cerutti shoes, Gucci sunglasses, Cartier wrist-watch and a Charvet tie - gets out and asks the shepherd, 'If I guess how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?' The …
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