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The howling started at 11pm on Wednesday night, filling The Temple with an air of fear that was quickly followed by eerie rattling sounds coming from the roof above. The curls of her hair were instantly straightened by a mighty gust of wind the moment she stepped outside, to be greeted by an extraordinary scene unlike any she had ever witnessed.
Don’t bother to check your calendar. It’s not April 1st.With a heavy heart and a crackling voice, it pains Miss Loi to announce that at 11pm on the night of Malaysia’s 50th Birthday (31 August 2007), Jφss Sticks will be all but snuffed out.Sincere apologies in advance to those who never get to read ...
On a particularly vain morning, Miss Loi was suddenly troubled by the perennial question: “Do sexy maths tutors actually exist?” Similar feelings had surfaced in the past, and being a woma …
The hordes finally clashed under a blood red sky, and the ensuing battle was brutal and frightening, and those present told of some of the most gruesome scenes ever witnessed in O-Level exam halls. When Miss Loi rushed down to survey the aftermath of the battle, a gentle breeze picked up and landed these two pieces of war fragments in her arms.
Today's simple question is inspired by a true story, and Miss Loi believes that everyone should be able to solve this, though a spreadsheet might help for Part 2. Read your Straits Times Forum page (Dec 6) for the scoop.
11:59PM: Miss Loi waits patiently in the car, with sunglasses on.12:00PM: Target appears - spotted walking towards another car. Miss Loi’s eyes brightens. *Grips steering wheel*12:02PM: Aunty (i.e. The Target) takes an age to squeeze her groceries into car. Miss Loi getting impatient.12:03PM: Aunty completes squeezing of groceries into car. Aunty drives out of parking ...
Apologies to those of you who dropped by these two days only to wonder if this blog has been bombed (*oops* did she just used that word?) to oblivion. Apparently Miss Loi couldn’t access her beloved site (emails and all) either and was also wondering if it has been b— (*ahem*).Soon enough, she received an update from her webhost containing some very, very …
Merry Christmas from the land of quirky posters,Ain’t she cuuute?And … umm … even quirkier restaurant names.Ain’t the name cuuute?From a land with a dashing night view, From Miss Loi’s balconyWhere the locals can be really zealous in spreading the joy of Christmas …… to Miss Loi’s car.MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! … and now to …
Taking a newspaper break in the midst of her busy schedule, Miss Loi was drawn to a colourful graphic in this article, depicting a spinster-like principal telling a group of Sec 5 students, in no uncertain terms, where she thought they would end up. So like rogue tuition centres who have often been accused of dropping 'poor' students in order to boost their track records, …
Miss Loi is in serious trouble.Help!Yesterday she and her sharp tongue had the audacity to question the spending prowess of a smirking young triad chief, sooOOoOo hurting and bruising his ego in the process.So it was no coincidence this afternoon when a van pulled up suddenly in front of Miss Loi, the moment ...
It’s time again when dieting regimes get thrown out of the window and looping Chinese New Year songs reach subliminal levels.The northern horizon on the stroke of midnightAnd despite a marked reduction in the number of fireworks seen on the northern horizon this year, Miss Loi & everyone at The Temple would like to wish ...
As if we haven’t been reminded enough, again and again, today is the day a nation celebrates its 42nd Birthday.Being the first long weekend since May, today is also the day where patriotic Singaporeans leave the country in droves to spread the word of this joyous occasion overseas.Being so close to the prelims, today ...
Lately, Miss Loi's been visiting sites like My Love Calculator in a vain attempt to discover if her old flames were really meant to work out in the first place. Predictably, most of their results are a bit random really. But then she stumbled upon this particular LOVE CALCULATOR which was really accurate and that actually made her ... umm ... blush through the night :P
Hello everyone. This is Mr Loi and I'm a full-time tutor with more than 13 years of experience, specializing in A-Level H1 & H2 Mathematics. I've been roped in recently to help out at Miss Loi's Temple, and given that my sister is currently busy with calling up everyone on her waiting list, I've been asked to write something on this blog in her absence.
On the fourth day of Christmas, Miss Loi zhng-ed her car. This was how it looked before. Now with new steering cover, one pair of charms, one furry mat, one pair of fog lamps, two pairs of visors, and a brand new logo!
A prayer for those taking their O-Level E-Maths in the next two days ...
Hi once more everyone!It’s me again - the younger radioactive sister of Miss Loi Hmmm … tuition ended earlier today and this time I managed to compile a hopefully-not-so last, last, …
Miss Loi just achieved eternal tabloid status appearing on Lianhe Wanbao! And Miss Loi is now 罗姑娘! *lol!Squeezed inbetween worldly headlines such as “Christopher Lee Released From …
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