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Apart from the fact that Miss Loi is never a Fann Wong fan, she is pretty happy with the handiwork. It was rather amusing that the pedicurist was stopping every few minutes to admire her own masterpiece!What do you girls think? Can pass or not?Fann Wong here so what?!
From 120km/h cement trucks to 40km/h aunties & uncles hogging the right lane, Miss Loi thought she’d seen it all in her daily commute to her students’ residences on Singapore’s world-class roads. But what happened yesterday afternoon left her in a bit of a shock - even worse than her previous accident experience.To go ...
*WARNING: Long epic post with lotsa pics* In the beginning, there was darkness. The deadly Last-Minute Buddha Foot Hugging Syndrome plagued the land. Saddened by the dismal state of affairs, a sexy shy maths tutor whispered, "Let there be a blog", and a great blog was born. To counter the terrifying disease, she called the blog Jφss Sticks, and she saw that it was good.
For the brave comrades who fought alongside each other in the epical Great War of 2007, your days of limbo will soon be over.Expectant scene from Judgement Day 2007[source: dramaticeffects.blogspot.com]The agonizing silence following that fateful charge on Halloween’s Eve will soon be lifted.Time to end your week of ponning classes to hallucinate your results. Time ...
When smoke fills The Temple at each joss sticks session, and students get relentlessly bombarded by question after question from Miss Loi’s worksheets, few would notice a secret group of teens busily typing away in another room.Meet C and G (names hidden to protect their identities lest they get interrogated on the whereabouts of their ...
After putting off her cleaning sessions for more than a year, Miss Loi simply couldn't stand it any longer and finally forced herself to squeeze out an hour's worth of hot steamy detox session this afternoon at an obscure corner of Ang Mo Kio.
The first week of school has passed. A week to pon lessons. A week to discover if their crushes are still unattached after the holidays. A week to rediscover the art of waking up early, and to practise pinning that school badge without causing a massive haemorrhage.
It's known that Miss Loi's therapeutic joss sticks can have a calming effect on students' minds. Unfortunately they sometimes go beyond that, gifting the student the ability to see through his arm.
The first dove has been released from The Temple, to 飞鸽传书 the news of Miss Loi's 2009 Sec One & Two Exam Papers release - now with Full Step-by-Step Worked Solutions!
If only the Mid-Year exams for some schools didn’t stretch so late into May, Miss Loi wouldn’t need to have an extra class on Friday. And she wouldn’t need to have rushed out of the house early, and ended up forgetting to bring along her NRIC. This made her went back home to retrieve it ...
Miss Loi had just completed compiling a chapter of her exam papers when she was startled by the sudden appearance of a man at the door. "Sorry you're not supposed to sell your stuff here." "Why can't I sell here? This is an office. It's a place for business. I'm doing business, and you're doing business too. So why can't I sell here?!"
You can stare till laser beams shoot out from your eyes, but it all boils down to this: whoever first touches the ground with any part of his body other than his feet, or steps out of the boundary, loses.
A Temple Banner used in the War of 2007At the break of dawn on a rainy Halloween’s eve, the last of Miss Loi’s charges made their final dash towards their Mathematical Salvation.An eerie silence followed as the world held its breath, and the soft rustling breeze from The Temple’s air-con could even be heard. No ...
A long time ago (okay not that long) in an old A-Maths Syllabus far, far away, there was an evil topic called Relative Velocity - where a mere mention of its name would strike fear into the hearts of students, caused teachers to quit, and made babies cry at night.So one can imagine the national ...
Like radical citizens of some developed nation who feels unloved, Miss Loi has finally decided that it's time to move on. After incidents like this and this and this and this and this and this that probably combined to create a negative impact on her long-term health, and that all counselling attempts have failed, it's finally time for her to pack up and leave.



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