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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ...." a distraught Miss Loi sat up in bed in the middle of the night, with her heart still rapidly beating from a nightmare that had felt so frighteningly real. The following morning, having failed to shake off those recurring images in her mind, she decided to head towards the scene of the nightmare, for if the terrible dream was true, life would have lost …
It started with a little "oink!" from a student when asked "Who was the former President of the United States?" by his teacher in class. Appalled by this apparent display of rudeness, he was sent to stand outside the classroom. Shocked and puzzled by his dismissal, the student couldn't hold back a sneeze at a passing group of giggly girls, who giggled all the way to the …
“Eh, have you been approached by customers regarding THAT THING yet?”“Of course lah! Today alone already got three asked me about THAT THING!”“Yalor … I walk back and forth bringing customers to the area of THAT THING until sianz already …”… and that’s what Miss Loi managed to eavesdrop of the conversation within the …
Photo taken just after ponytailswere snippedThere she goes … there she goes again …As mentioned previously, time and time again like the famous tune at the time, she blazed through all tests, exams, and even an art competition like a teenage riot.So much so that she made it deep into Upper Quartile territory in a ...
Those were the 发娇 days… previously … Perhaps it was the breakfast she ate that morning. Perhaps the principal was in a charitable mood that day. Or perhaps it was just pure luc …
In these dangerous times when an unseen enemy (H1N1) threatens to extend everyone's June holidays, and after being questioned an umpteenth time by her students on whether she has any "insider info" on whether the school holidays will indeed be extended, Miss Loi actually went to ask a teacher friend of hers ...
Unfortunately, the ongoing period drama The Little Tutor has to be interrupted as Miss Loi needs to rush to Hong Kong due to a family emergency.She’s probably somewhere over the South China Sea by the time you read this.Miss Loi will be back on Saturday (20 June). Till then please contact her via email at ...
… previously …A new heavy-metal song called “Oh Sweet Charles, Oh My” (at least that’s what she made of it) blared from the hastily-tuned radio station in the car stereo, after Dad had finally grown sick of listening to his Teresa Teng cassette tape for the past hours.By now, the rows of trees had turned ...
An SMS from a student's parent brought a moment of reflection, as Miss Loi slowly looked up to stare out of her window into the night, where faint constellations in the sky slowly gave way to a scene from the years gone by ...
The LootManic May has come and gone.The 2009 exam papers have been launched. Miss Loi’s annual shopping is done (and consequently missing the entire run of 书包太重). And the evil Crouch …
With nary a toilet in sight, things got a bit desperate. Miss Loi knew she had to get to the guesthouse fast - the only place she's certain a toilet exists - before the floodgates opened. And thus began the longest catwalk the streets of Tokyo have ever witnessed
If only the Mid-Year exams for some schools didn’t stretch so late into May, Miss Loi wouldn’t need to have an extra class on Friday. And she wouldn’t need to have rushed out of the house early, and ended up forgetting to bring along her NRIC. This made her went back home to retrieve it ...
Under a pale grey sky he stood, by the busy pedestrian crossing in front of Bras Basah Complex, oblivious to the passing group of chio schoolgirls as he reflected on yet another wasted trip there in search of those elusive Ten-Year Series.In a dark empty classroom she sat, hanging her head in despair after being ...
The howling started at 11pm on Wednesday night, filling The Temple with an air of fear that was quickly followed by eerie rattling sounds coming from the roof above. The curls of her hair were instantly straightened by a mighty gust of wind the moment she stepped outside, to be greeted by an extraordinary scene unlike any she had ever witnessed.
Miss Loi had just completed compiling a chapter of her exam papers when she was startled by the sudden appearance of a man at the door. "Sorry you're not supposed to sell your stuff here." "Why can't I sell here? This is an office. It's a place for business. I'm doing business, and you're doing business too. So why can't I sell here?!"
The first dove has been released from The Temple, to 飞鸽传书 the news of Miss Loi's 2009 Sec One & Two Exam Papers release - now with Full Step-by-Step Worked Solutions!
小妹! WHAT’S YOUR PROBLEM?! LAST TIME THOSE *BEEP* ANG MOHS CAME AND GIVE PROBLEM! NOW A SEXY GIRL LIKE YOU COME AND GIVE PROBLEM! YOU SAY WE OVERCHARGE YOU - WHERE’S YOUR PROOF?!
Lately, Miss Loi's been visiting sites like My Love Calculator in a vain attempt to discover if her old flames were really meant to work out in the first place. Predictably, most of their results are a bit random really. But then she stumbled upon this particular LOVE CALCULATOR which was really accurate and that actually made her ... umm ... blush through the night :P
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