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It's midnight and a hardworking Miss Loi remained behind at The Temple to mark her student's homework. A sudden cold chill swept through the air, as the sound of someone knocking on the door unsettled the deafening silence of the night. Miss Loi went outside and was startled to find a tall, expressionless man at her doorway, dressed in traditional Chinese costume.
BREAKING NEWS: A fire broke out at Novena this afternoon.A sexy maths tutor was on her way to lunch in Novena when she came across this scene reminiscent of the ODEX street protest:2 x big fire engines + 1 x small fire engine+ 3 x police cars + 1 x SCDF hatchbackUpon a closer ...
Under a pale grey sky he stood, by the busy pedestrian crossing in front of Bras Basah Complex, oblivious to the passing group of chio schoolgirls as he reflected on yet another wasted trip there in search of those elusive Ten-Year Series.In a dark empty classroom she sat, hanging her head in despair after being ...
Sorry for all the missed calls, for a phone signal wasn't available all the time. Sorry for being slow in replying your emails, for it was surprisingly difficult to find free wifi in Japan. Sorry to the poor pots of plants at The Temple, for in her haste ...
Students’ O-Level wishes on a Temple wallswaying gently to the air-con breeze,like Japanese ema in a Shinto shrine The skies darkened. An icy breeze ruffled an ungodly calm that hangs over the plains, as a vast shadow falls across the land. Millions of campfires dot the landscape beyond the Temple Gates, as the massed legions ...
... at least that's what it appears to be when the sun rose this morning to reveal the state of Miss Loi's car :'(
FoxTwo, you flew Miss Loi's aeroplane! You promised her that you'll get her anything she wants with your platinum + gold + diamond card. So here she is, a forlorn figure at a busy Shinjuku junction, waiting for the whole of a cold autumn night for you in anticipation of our shopping date.
Monday two o'clock came and went. And the SMSes came and went. *Beep beep* "Do you want to know my results? It's super bad ..."
As the world edges ever closer to the imminent release of her 2008 Exam Papers, this is the aftermath (or what’s left) of Miss Loi’s neck (complete with white campaign ribbons) after weeks …
There’s currently a mini ad campaign started by the sweet guy who did the so-very cute ad for Miss Loi. It basically calls for Ping.sg members to create an ad for themselves (within certain rules), thereby promoting Ping.sg at the same time.Now Miss Loi is never a regular at Ping, and never could find ...
Miss Loi is in serious trouble.Help!Yesterday she and her sharp tongue had the audacity to question the spending prowess of a smirking young triad chief, sooOOoOo hurting and bruising his ego in the process.So it was no coincidence this afternoon when a van pulled up suddenly in front of Miss Loi, the moment ...
Last night when Miss Loi checked this blog’s log, she was surprised to find its traffic similar to a morning jam along the CTE. Unlike the CTE jam which is mainly due to merging tra …
It's Mid-Autumn Festival again, a time when Miss Loi receives some delicious mooncakes from students and friends. Feeling hungry after a long day, she drove to a nearby park to savour the mooncakes in her possession. Unfortunately, no one told her that the mooncakes were laced with liquor, and she soon found herself feeling tipsy coupled with a floating sensation ...
The ema boards adornThe Temple walls once more.The countdown begins.We shall go on to the end.We shall mug at The Temple,We shall mug at the libraries,We shall mug at the CCs,We shall stop those computer games, whatever the cost may be,We shall not gossip the day away,We shall not grow fat at McDonald’s,We shall not ...
As devotees of The Temple enter the dark, dark period of end-of-year exams and the O-Levels, traces of their past worldly, materialistic lives (which they are supposed to have given up by oath a month ago) tend to show up every now and then:Don’t forget that minus (-) sign in the last equation though.
Awww …With Teacher’s Day falling within the busy September term break this year, and with school celebrations held and the chers getting dunked prematurely last Friday, it’s a little ironic that we tutors get the honour of ‘celebrating’ with our charges on the actual day itself this time round.Thank you so very much for all ...
A busy August has flown by.With a blink of an eye, the Day of the ‘Chers has arrived. (It rhymes!)Mr Loi’s Teachers’ Day CakeA day when ‘Chers (at least the non-hated ones) around Singapore get inundated with cutesy gifts, some of which are so exquisitely wrapped that it feels sinful just thinking about opening them.No ...
The Temple walls are turning green. For a week, ungodly *KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK* *BANG BANG BANG* *KOK KOK KOK* sounds have been heard coming from The Temple, where hammer-wielding men have been turning up daily to hunt down Miss Loi like a scene from a horror movie.
The dark wind howled through the heart of a lost land.Temple banners are fluttering again.The leaves of the trees trembled in restless unison, and little swirls of dust performed angry dances of remonstration, as it tore chillingly through the sombre atmosphere on what was supposed to be a day of double celebration.The wind made The ...
Rumours have been flying in thick and fast in the past weeks, and now the powers that be hath finally spoken:This Thursday 24 January, shall beJudgement Day!Till then Miss Loi shall be jumping up and down in excitement like a siao cha bor retreating into the sanctity of her inner chambers and calmly meditate for ...
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