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Better late than never.Most of the thousands of you who are burning the midnight joss sticks right now should have already practiced the 2008 O Level Oct/Nov E-Maths paper to the death. But in case, just in case, some of you still have not seen the suggested worked solutions to the above (at least it ...
The busy period has taken a toll on Miss Loi's well-being, as evident from the occasional misaligned eyelash extensions. What cannot be forgiven though, was that pair of bushy, Susan Boyle-lookalike eyebrows seen in the washroom mirror this evening, which warranted an emergency visit to her beautician who, unfortunately, had closed for the night.
Two boys who had been diligently attending Miss Loi's sessions were eagerly anticipating their next class - one that was rumoured to have many chio girls in attendance. Their wish was granted by the sight of an absolute stunner of a girl, dressed in the most kawaii Sailormoon uniform, seated at the far corner of the room.
Found this gem of a video from this Facebook page (thanks to this tweet).Though it’s created for A-Level JC students, it sums up some of the things Miss Loi has been saying time and time and time again.Whoever said Singapore’s education is stressful? Woohoo!
The gates to The Great Hall of Salvation has long been closed, but she managed to enter unseen. The aircon was powerful, and so no one noticed the faint ruffle of foolscap paper that hinted of her presence. The Tutor of the class was as stately and elegant in her poise as ever, but those koyoks on her back, plus her packets of Panadol, betrayed to the intruder the intense …
A busy August has flown by.With a blink of an eye, the Day of the ‘Chers has arrived. (It rhymes!)Mr Loi’s Teachers’ Day CakeA day when ‘Chers (at least the non-hated ones) around Singapore get inundated with cutesy gifts, some of which are so exquisitely wrapped that it feels sinful just thinking about opening them.No ...
After parking her newly-waxed car, Miss Loi slowly walked away, turning her head every few steps to admire its shine. Before long the area was gradually draped by a large shadow that caused her to stop in her tracks, look up, and stare in utter horror at a huge fleet of birds flying towards her direction in an aggressive-looking formation, each with its ... umm ... …
After staring for what seemed like an eternity while trying to solve a nasty Plane Geometry question, a circle in the diagram seemed to grow larger and larger as it beckoned Miss Loi to lean closer and closer ... so close that she felt almost at one with the question and could almost feel the closeness of the solution that she desperately sought. Suddenly, an unknown force …
When smoke fills The Temple at each joss sticks session, and students get relentlessly bombarded by question after question from Miss Loi’s worksheets, few would notice a secret group of teens busily typing away in another room.Meet C and G (names hidden to protect their identities lest they get interrogated on the whereabouts of their ...
Till now, visitors passing through The Temple Gates have been greeted by the sight of this featureless wall. Recognizing that a dull, brooding grey wall isn't exactly the best thing to stir up the excitement of a new student or lift the spirits of weary devotees, the venerable High Priestess decided to dip into The Temple's funds to commission the building of a great sign ...



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