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Within its pages lies the secretto defeating Partial Fractions*Puts on helmet**SHOWS STERN & MEAN FACE**Sounds bugle* EVERYBODY FALL IN!Today you’ll learn to deal with a new ene …
Drop that log and Sergeant Loi will tie youto a log (and tickle your bare feet)!*Puts on helmet**SHOWS STERN & MEAN FACE**Sounds bugle* EVERYBODY FALL IN!Today’s drill is going to be a little longer (and tougher) than the previous one, since so many of you were tragically killed in action at logarithmic minefields over the ...
May 1st (by virtue of its proximity to the Mids) has traditionally been Miss Loi's Day of Labour. With the advent of The Temple, this year's Great Labour Day Racing Circuit certainly looks tame compared to last year's.
The situation is dire. Miss Loi laid huddled at a dark dingy corner, staring in disbelief at this unrecognizable image in her mirror. What was once healthy, full of life, and as radiant as the sunshine is now a bundle of limp, dull, lifeless, shambolic mess.
Student: Eh Miss Loi, you want to know more about my new science tutor? Miss Loi: What? Student: From the top look down, she looks like an Ah Sam (阿婶). Miss Loi: You're so bad! Student: Bu …
Miss Loi was kindly invited by Omy.sg to the Gala Premiere of Money No Enough 2. But the novelty of attending this premiere screening was negated by the fact that Miss Loi is now nursing a …
It's a cruel, cruel summer. Leaving me here on my own ... so says Bananarama in that eternal Ah Lian retro anthem. That aside, even cruel summers have to come to an end, and it's now time …
As a tutor, Miss Loi often has to live with the occupational hazard of facing big bad dogs at students' place. One day she found herself face-to-face with a nasty-looking dog leashed at the porch of her student's house. At this point she decided to exact some revenge for her traumatized childhood. Yoohoo Doggie ... Grrrrr ...
EDUCATION EXTREMIST ALERT: Hot off the Straits Times forum page: An education extremist is on the loose! If your form teacher happens to be a certain Mdm Josephine Koh, please stop your private tuition IMMEDIATELY. Under no circumstances should you ever reveal to her that you've been attending those sacrilegious private tuition sessions to help you catch up in your …
Should this maths tutor take up the enticing offer from another maths tutor?
As Singapore’s favourite fugitive is probably enjoying a hearty meal of ikan bakar (with ingredients freshly fished from MacRitchie Reservoir) this very moment, Miss Loi sneaks back quietly to The Temple - making sure that no one sees her ridiculous 200-year-old ancient Chinese hairdo.But return she must, for the March school holidays are nearly upon ...
Oh heavens it's finally done! If you're reading this, Miss Loi presents to you ... TADA! .. Jφss Sticks 1.1 No more microscopic comment box! A Search Box with Miss Loi striking a Jap-like Welcome to Takashimaya salesgirl look! To those clamouring for a glimpse of her, there're now even more pics of Miss Loi's pretty face plastered everywhere!
As the bak kwa begins to digest, as ang bao money starts to dwindle away on mahjong tables, Miss Loi has been secretly invoking her great multitasking powers to put the finishing touches in the midst of all these. And so on a typically rain-less Chinese New Year day, Miss Loi is pleased to finally unveil:
And so Miss Loi stood, with wobbly legs, before three of the meanest devices mankind has ever built this side of the world. Her life and her students’ mid-year results flashed before her e …
No one messes around with Sergeant Loi!The Mids are just around the corner. A time when students are put through grueling tests to realize how little they’ve actually learnt in a semester dominated by fun and laughter, peace and joy.Unfortunately in this critical time, no word has yet been heard from Miss Loi - who ...
Miss Loi has often been asked by friends on what kind of men attracts her. Well, being a maths tutor means that the ‘men’ in her life consists mainly of hot-blooded teens fresh within the tentative stages of their post-pubescent life. Actually, based on her observations, some of them don’t even seem to have ...
While Miss Loi does NOT advocate nor encourage any form of gambling, nevertheless she hopes that this will make you be more aware of the odds you might be facing in the next few days of th …
Talk about friends in need.As it’s becoming imperative that The Temple expands asap, Miss Loi shamelessly turns to Billy, Vika, Kludd (grrr …) and other friends again for help, even though their last meeting ended in rather acrimonious circumstances. Let’s hope that she doesn’t foul it up this time P.S. This short post notwithstanding, ...
Don’t worry.These aliens are often friendlier than they look.*Puts on helmet**SHOWS STERN & MEAN FACE**Sounds bugle* EVERYBODY WAKE UP! Sergeant Loi is back from her May Day lea …
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