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如有雷同纯属巧合The consequences could be dire.As joss sticks smoke filled the table during the sexy maths tutor’s romantic Valentine dinner, dense smoke of another kind choked the stale air …
小妹! WHAT’S YOUR PROBLEM?! LAST TIME THOSE *BEEP* ANG MOHS CAME AND GIVE PROBLEM! NOW A SEXY GIRL LIKE YOU COME AND GIVE PROBLEM! YOU SAY WE OVERCHARGE YOU - WHERE’S YOUR PROOF?!
After descending from Japan’s second-highest mountain, Miss Loi found herself in a cute little village.With cute little houses scattered everywhere. Each of which were built with a not-so-cute amount of labour.Miss Loi ended up staying in one particular cute little house.That served up a cute little dinner.All these made Miss Loi feel really keen to ...
Less than 24 hours lie between now and Judgement Day.Amid all the doomsday talk e.g.Anyone know any good coffin makers?? … 12 JAN - THE DAY I’LL DIE … Now then, to prepare an extra change of school skirt just in case I pee in em prior to stepping into the school hall … suicide ...
During a routine scan of the list of members who've signed up on Jφss Sticks, an eagle-eyed Miss Loi spotted a certain "Cristiano Ronaldo" on the list. As to why Cristiano Ronaldo was checking out Miss Loi's maths exam papers so close to a major football tournament, it'll probably remain a mystery for a long time to come.
Oh well … the original title of this post was supposed to be something else, something that would guarantee to propel Miss Loi to the very top of Singapore’s Community Meta Blog in the blink of an eye. But this would also subsequently guarantee her eternal banishment from the said meta blog community. So ...
Last-Minute Buddha Foot Hugging Notes(Color-coded coz … umm … they look prettier?)The wind stopped. The whirring sound of the aircon could be heard as an eerie silence descended on The Temple, as heavy fog engulfed The Temple Gates in a proverbial calm before the storm.Staring into the shapeless void beyond rows of students’ bags placed ...
It was the first time we met. But yet it felt like we've known each other for years. And so it was a little ironic that, after all the early banter, an awkward silence descended on the table as our eyes met. I could sense a hint of denial, as you briefly fought your inner-doubt before you finally utter those words ...
A photo of an exhausted Miss Loi realizing too late that snow and suitcases don't get along too well :(
One by one they rose from their lethargic slumber, abandoning their morning cup of kopi-si, computer games, and crying babies as they sought to discover the location of The Temple via googling terms like "miss celine loi joss sticks", "straits times super tutors", "exam paper loi", "joss sticks tuition center", "ms loi tuition temple", "miss lot temple", "ms loi the last …
This heavy thing is causing permanent damageto her previously-rebonded hairOne more time … *Puts on helmet**SHOWS STERN & MEAN & TIRED FACE**Sounds bugle* EVERYBODY FALL IN!Most of you would’ve started your Mid-Year Exams by now - a series of no-holds-barred trials to determine once and for all if indeed a wind tunnel exists between your ...
"Let it be known that one might only be saved by a Great Tutor who is born on a date given by the solution to this matrix equation ... "
Two weeks have passed since Miss Loi disappeared from this blog. Some have spotted her sitting by the side of an unknown street, ravenously gobbling down some of the best bak kut teh in the world, before heading towards the hills and far away, where she was again spotted camwhoring away in some unknown location.
With her legs feeling numb from days of traveling, Miss Loi was glad to be finally able to immerse herself (and not her car this time) in a REAL hot and steamy detox session in steamy Beppu. Unfortunately her experience was marred by three disgustingly fat and ugly Japanese men.
A million pins and needles pierced Miss Loi's tender-smooth skin as soon as she stepped out of her flying craft onto a strange world located at Sector 1º 22' N 103º 48' E. She suddenly fel …
Hello everyone it’s me again, and I’m here to interrupt your holidays and my sister’s homecoming to this blog.I know it’s a bit late but if you’ve taken H1 Mathematics in the recently-concluded A-Levels and have not yet thrown your question paper away, I’ve finally gotten round to churn out my set of suggested answers ...




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