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DATE: 21 JULY 2008 TIME: 6.30PM SCENE OF CRIME: MISS LOI’S TEMPLE CLASSIFICATION: GANG ASSAULT The following (disturbing) footage was recovered from the crime scene. Investigations are ong …
It's midnight and a hardworking Miss Loi remained behind at The Temple to mark her student's homework. A sudden cold chill swept through the air, as the sound of someone knocking on the door unsettled the deafening silence of the night. Miss Loi went outside and was startled to find a tall, expressionless man at her doorway, dressed in traditional Chinese costume.
At an emergency sitting of The Temple Parliament convened by The High Priestess today in the face of the current flying teapots crisis, a motion was passed with a 100% (1-0) majority to amend Article (1 + x)n of The Temple Constitution, requiring all to make a compulsory Jφss Sticks offering at the voting altar (see photo above).
Q: How do you feel to be one of the Singapore Blog Awards' finalists? A: Since being selected, the shape of Miss Loi's lips can be expressed by the function: f(x) = ax2, where a>0. It's up to voters and judges to increase the value of a to as high as possible, but not too high as her mouth would start to look a bit weird.
As announced on The Straits Times and Lianhe Zaobao over the weekend, Jφss Sticks has won the Best Blog Shop category in the 2008 S'pore Blog Awards. The dazzling spotlights on the stage was blindingly forbidding, overwhelming a stage-shy Miss Loi to the point that, for a brief moment, she wished that her name would never be called.
For 2007 O-Level students, Tuesday was an important day when the JAE results were released. For a particular Student, with his L1R5 score of 7, it has always been his dream to study in EJC, where students there were taught the legendary Four As Guaranteed Explosive Mugging Technique that would ensure their A-Level success. So it came as a total shock to him when he was posted …
Little Miss Loi the Nurse Biology TutorCan you spot that heart-shaped stethoscope?*Takes off radioactive hairband**Removes atomic earring*Hi again everyone!IT’S FINALLY OVER!!!To all poor Biology students whose liberation has been delayed by a day, and to those of you who’re somehow still surfing this website instead of havoc-ing outside, burning your books, or …
Regardless of whether you’ve been doing stuffs that … umm … youths tend to do, be it shopping, slacking, going to the movies, playing computer games, gossiping, comparing boyfriends/girlfr …
It's that time of the year again, when we're all gently reminded of who actually represents the noble interests of the residents in our respective constituencies, as Miss Loi stands face to face with the MP of Novena for the first time. However, she swears that she has seen his charismatic face somewhere before ...
WARNING: Long rant ahead …如有雷同纯属巧合(but based on a true story)Hello, my name is John and I’m a taxi driver.Contrary to common misperception, I am really nice and will go the ext … 
Full suggested answers and solutions to the GCE A Level Oct/Nov 2009 H2 Maths 9740 Paper 1, as worked out by Mr Loi after his lessons this evening.
While Miss Loi's joss sticks have been keeping the Mathematical Menace at bay, tales have emerged of ANOTHER Miss Loi, healing those genetically-mutilated by biological warfare, reviving those electrocuted by Ohm's Law, and resurrecting those nuked so badly that their very existence is held together only by Van der Waals forces.
Paiboon Sirimahboonkrongwattanapattayabangkokshinawatrachatuchakwong (let's just call him Boon for short) is a foreign student in Singapore who aspires to become a Singapore Citizen one day. To that end, he's a little embarrassed that he doesn't yet know how to sing the full national anthem of Singapore, for he has always been late for his mari kita due to the erratic bus …
Friends, comrades and countrymen! Jφss Sticks has survived Nomination Day and is now a finalist of the Singapore Blog Awards! Contesting in the relatively obscure category of BEST BLO …
It began with a burning sore throat on Sunday, and things began to blur before her eyes. After canceling classes for the day to rest at home, a fever developed. She visited the doctor who told her in an ominous voice ...
*Sits down with a lone glass of oren juice at the top of Platinum Fashion Mall and looks around* Don't think there's gonna be any Ping.sg gathering here today :P.
At the time of writing, twelve dark days now stand between Miss Loi’s charges and the penultimate showdown.Evidently the stress is starting to tell, as one by one her students begin to assume the famous stance of a certain blogger in class. Miss Loi’s student?Gone are lame jokes such as this:Q: Why didn’t Doraemon ...
On a day when Singaporeans were admiring the modern contemporary design and user-friendliness of a certain toilet, Miss Loi was shopping for her new collection of clothes at a boutique in Orchard Road. After locking the fitting room door to try them out, she suddenly detected a faint burning smell coming from beyond the room.
Miss Loi was caught in a massive traffic jam at Woodlands Checkpoint all because of an escaped terrorist who might still be crouching in a bush somewhere in your neighbourhood. Unfortunately, last night's late tuition session began to take its toll as her eyes slowly drooped to a close. When she opened her eyes she found herself ...
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