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News travel fast when there are gossipers. Very fond verily Christian friend of mine came to know about my resignation and popped up in msn to ask me about it. Not that there’s anything peculiar about her knowing, but.. i don’t know..Anyway, the conversation was brief, she asked two questions, “Why?”and “You found another job?”. ...
Just a couple moments ago, i exited the North East train and began walking home. Along the way, i noticed this girl babe infront of me taking the same path. The thing is, i’ve never seen any girl babes take that out of the way path before. It’s always guys or aunties, but always never ...
I was goofing yesterday and i bumped into this post yesterday and i went like woah. Talking to strangers.. On a scale of one to ten, it’s ranked number ten in difficulty for lbandit loh. And it’s not just talking to beautiful stranger babes that’s difficult. Even when in the cab with the driver doing ...
What can i say.. The bosses like to bend backwards whenever they’re dealing with external peeps. They bend backwards so much that the backs start breaking. Except that it’s the wage workers’ backs breaking and not their backs. And what’s the latest ordeal to be suffered by the insignificant ikan bilis?This time round, we have ...
I dreamed about Miss GJY yesterday night. When i talk to Ling about GJY on msn, i always refer to her as “my GJY”. And then in the dream, i dreamed that i had written “my GJY” in my blog and Miss GJY had come across my blog and was reading the words “my GJY”. ...
Today was magic the gathering’s sg’s nationals qualifier. After not having played for around more than a month, i had expected to be kicked in the ass at the tourney. Turns out that i suffered only one loss and made it to top eight !! I’m qualified for nationals !! Omg !! After four years ...
The place is called Crab Party. A slight way off Serangoon Sports Complex. If you’re driving, you can get parking at the sports complex and walk over to Crab Party. Interestingly, there is a shop that calls itself crab supplier, or something like that, just beside Crab Party.Coconut.Pork ribs.Fried prawn paste chicken.Beancurd with fish slices ...
I took a picture of the primary school library that i’ve been going to. Those little munchkins are still calling me “uncle”. Humph, xiao di di, xiao mei mei, i look very old meh?The school engaged a painter to paint the floor of the library. Pretty right? The painter is going to paint the shelves ...
What to do? What to do? Dateless Fridays, what to do? I was telling yinyin the other day that i didn’t know how to find a girlfriend. The suggestion? Go to pubs every night. And i was like: but i wanna sleep !! I guess if i were to get in bed with a girl ...
The bus driver today is a lady driver. Unlike her colleague, she doesn’t shout “please move in” to the sharks and sardines. The sardines are in the front, with the door acting as the lid of the can; while the sharks are at the back of the bus. Sharks are more territorial and need more ...
To my dear dear, so very dear two cups of tea,The teabag just complained to me today about being depressed and all. The teabag was even thinking of migrating to another tea cup !! But then again, the tea bag has been thinking about that for years and nothing much has happened. I think it ...
The bus was spilling with uniform students again today. I barely made it into the bus. Anyway, one stop later, some students alighted and another girl boarded the bus holding onto a piece of printout, a map, asking the bus driver if the bus went to police academy.The bus driver couldn’t hear her and asked ...
*yawn* What a lazy Saturday. I’m so lazy today that i couldn’t even be bothered to go out to get lunch. Now i’m like weak and hungry and having hallucinating visions of food rather than sex. Woe is lbandit. Obtw.. is Sgd$838 alot to spend on a phone?Gosh.. LB, keep cool ok. Don’t do anything ...
The colleague and i went out to the supplier’s place today. I just tagged along so i won’t have to be henpecked by the bosses in the office, lol. Anyway, when we got back to the office by taxi, i noticed another taxi also stopping, behind our taxi. I spotted Miss Ghost alighting from the ...
Oosh. It’s Friday and it’s also the 20th. Which means pay day !! I hope i get paid today. I’ve got nothing much to talk about. No missuses popping up, miss icy cool still missing, though there was a spiffy looking girl in the bus today, but nah.. not in a paternal adoptive mood.There are ...
Had a rather weird but mundane dream this morning. Not one of those long lucid dreams. Though this dream seemed pretty lengthy too, there wasn’t much events happening. I guess my mind is becoming sluggish or something.Anyway, i dreamed that i was at this road near my house waiting for an available cab to flag ...
The admin girl came in just now and said that the boss is on leave today !! Whoop. One boss on leave, and another, i think is gonna be on Mc. If he doesn’t take Mc i’m going to kick his butt loh. Come here to spread virus for what. Bleahz.This morning, after i boarded ...
After the setup yesterday, the boss would place the antenna on the floor like it was some kind of a land mine and then she would asks me to walk over the weapon of mass family planning, while sporting an evil smirk on her face all the while. How more evil can the bosses get? ...
Ooph, i don’t know what i did, i think the swim on Sunday took me out. The right side of my lower feels utterly sore from since yesterday. I hope it’s just muscle sore and not any internal injury. Where the hell is my appendix located. Omg.. it’s on my right too, right?Or maybe the ...
I woke up today to some sort of a twilight zone. I was the only one left in the entire world and the house was deserted. It didn’t take long for me to realize the fortunate/unfortunate fact that i wasn’t the only one left in the entire world because my ears were filled with persistent ...
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