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Gosh.. i’ve been trying to call Bedok camp to try to shift tomorrow’s RT session to another slot. But there seems to be no one around to pick up the phone. Now i’m like running a tight schedule tomorrow, coz i need to be at a friend’s wedding dinner.Tentatively, it’s like RT from 4 to ...
Imagine that there’s this huge air-conditioned room. Then there is this company wanting to service the room. So this company prints up a notice on a blog to tell the whole wide blogosphere that they can come and earn some money.So what happens is lot of people came. They’re put into the room and ...
Just went to get my lunch from the noodle girl with the tattoo in the underground canteen. Business seems to be good for her. It was still early for lunch time and already there was a queue at her stall while the other stalls remain empty. Anyway, lunch was $2.70, and i gave $5. The ...
Liquid Kitchen at Serangoon Gardens. A nice dark cozy little place for chilling out. Not for coodles and kisses imo, since the only bench-like chairs i saw were well-lit. The staff were execellent; nice and helpful.Her drink, my drink. Same drinks !! A note on beer. Peeps would’ve probably hear me say that i’m not ...
The earlier bus 105 was late which made me kind of early and it seems that Miss Icy Cool and i are not fated to be together *sigh* x 1000. I mean like, it’s the leap day of the leap year, it’s like so special. I mean like, if i made things happen on this ...
I’m not sure if some people are dastards or what. They like to call a house phone and look for someone by the surname. Like: “Hello, i’m looking for Mr Chwee Kuay. Is he in?”. Which is kind of stupid loh, coz the whole family is the same surname what. Just which Mr Chwee Kuay ...
Some day ago, my colleague, a permanent resident in Singapore, took a day’s leave to go back to his hometown to cast a vote for the elections. These days and some days, he’s talking to me about some stuff.The conversation began from.. i don’t really remember what topic. But it did end up with him ...
I boarded bus 105 today and after traveling for one stop, the driver found that he couldn’t close the back doors easily. It’s a common problem with bus 105, and i’m sure it’s the same with other buses if you take enough buses. At least once before, one of the drivers when to the rear ...
Wth.. I always thought french kissing was second base. Like, wasn’t it supposed to coincide with the four Fs? Where the first F is Friend and the second F is French-kiss.
Today’s buses were utterly filled with students. Two buses went by before i could board. Three if you count the “a” suffix buses. Which makes me wonder whether 105a a supplement or a replacement of the original 105 bus schedule? Coz if it is a replacement, i’ll say SBS is out to screw me over ...
The RT yesterday totally smacked me out of this world. I simply couldn’t wake up today. Usually when i’m tired, i’ll snooze the alarm from 0600 up to 0625. Today, i woke finally woke up at 0635. And i thought, oh well, this should be good. Maybe i’ll finally get to see Miss Icy Cool ...
In Singapore, when citizens reach the age of 30, we have to change, renew rather, our identity cards. Supposedly, there were three chances to renew the card, coinciding with the three reminders that the um.. organization would send out. The first reminder came, i looked at it and forgot.Upon getting the second reminder, being the ...
Speaking of hugs and sleeping in a previous post, it makes me wonder how people sleep while spoooning (spooning is a hug where both persons face the same direction). The times when i sleep on my side (alone unfortunately), the weight of my body clamping down on my own hand kinds of block the flow ...
Didn’t get to sit beside Miss Icy Cool again. She tends to board the bus slowly and all the double empty seats are gone by the time we board. Anyway, she seemed pretty busy with the phone today. This time round, my hand actually accidentally brushed against Miss Icy Cool. Her shoulder i think. It ...
Omg, the smell of cigarette smoke mixed together with the scent of female perfume is some sweet intoxication i must say. Ok, bad lbandit here. No kids, don’t smoke. Spend the money on condoms instead. Anyway, i was at the bus stop yesterday and it was like some lady had spilled an entire bottle perfume ...
So it was, i pare, de-core and sliced an apple and chucked it into a pot placing it on low fire on the stove. All the while with mom saying that i was wasting the apple by cooking away the vitamins. Oh come on.. peeps round the world eat foods that are much more terrible ...
Went for dinner with auntie, brother and cousins. I was in Bishan waiting for the carpool, reading my book when suddenly this girl began to shout into her handphone. It appears that there was some misunderstanding in communication and the person on the line had driven into Junction 8 while the girl was waiting at ...
Omg.. i’m not sure what made those people think that a bunch of ah po, ah gongs rapping would be a groovy kind of thing. Now i think i need several shots of Vodka to stay alive.. Odex had it right. No publicity is bad publicity.And what’s this piece of lyrics that says “Fees and ...
*yawn* What a lazy Saturday. I’m so lazy today that i couldn’t even be bothered to go out to get lunch. Now i’m like weak and hungry and having hallucinating visions of food rather than sex. Woe is lbandit. Obtw.. is Sgd$838 alot to spend on a phone?Gosh.. LB, keep cool ok. Don’t do anything ...
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