lbandit's pings
Sort By:
Insomnia strikes at the least expected moments. I kept tossing and turning while the baby nephew is sleeping soundly away in the mattress next to me. Oh well..So i’ve been looking through my handphone’s list of contacts (the list belongs to me rather than belongs to the handphone, actually..) to see if there’s anyone on ...
I hadn’t been blogging much. The reason is that i’ve been devoting alot of time and energy into my mmorpg. I have three characters in the mmorpg, one for each class. Just a while ago, i thought it peculiar that all three of my characters begin with the letter L.There’s lbandit, Lymeth and Lizzie Elspeth. ...
Time now is 0520. The baby woke at 0500 having wetted his pants and shirt. His first feed was still two hours away, but there was no stopping the force of nature. Fed him at 5+, mum heard the cries and came out of the bedroom and is now putting the baby back to sleep.While ...
Yesterday was Mr Omy’s wedding. The poly (polytechnic) friend whose wedding i mentioned that i was invited to some posts ago. The guy whom i said was so eligible that i would marry if i liked guys. Or was that Mr How?The invitation was addressed to Master Wong (no, not my army rank). The sitting ...
The time now is 0315. I begin my post.The day began nondescript. Mmorpg as usual. No one reminded me to bring the tix for the ballet thingy. Fortunately, i remembered myself at the last minute. Phew.What ballet thingy? Well.. my cousin’s dancing class has this performance thing and she has a part in two of ...
Went for my second pro-tour qualifier (magic the gathering tourney) at Braddell Heights condo clubhouse. Again, i didn’t win the plane ticket to San Diego. Didn’t even came close to top eight for that matter. I dropped from the tourney at the score of 2-2 with three more rounds to go, wholly disheartened and demoralized. ...
Ok.. just watched The Wedding Planner. Absolutely abhor it. Utterly distasteful. Massimo was tossed aside like an extra spare tire. Dumped like a bag of dirt. Flushed away like some sludge. And the movie had the audacity to end it on a happy-ending note. What the hell!! What about Massimo!?Angry.Rawwrrr!! ANGRY *with echoes* ...
The event began for me on Friday night. I was in Orchard for a wedding dinner of the daughter of some relative. I hate this kind of wedding dinners where i know neither the bride or the groom, or not knowing the parents of the bride and groom on any level even remotely resembling personal.I’ll ...
I made a trip to expo to collect my race pack in the afternoon. Oh the horribleness of travelling to that little corner of the island country (or city as our illustrious leaders would tell us, we’re not a country!). Believing that i wouldn’t survive the lengthy trip, i decided to take a taxi.On the ...
I’ve redone the lyrics for a nursery song which i’m going to sing to my baby nephew very often. Here are the lyrics:My body lies in a casketMy body lies over the oceanMy body lies over the seaMy body lies in a casketOh bring back my body to meBring back, oh bring back, bring back ...
This place is somewhere near SMU. Somewhere between Dhoby Ghaut and Cityhall mrt, somewhere further from Bugis mrt. God can’t save my life if it depended on directions, lol.The food’s pretty good for it’s price. At 4.90 sgd, the meal comes with a drink. Our drinks were lemongrass drinks. I don’t quite remember enough of ...
—When i was over at very fond verily christian friend’s place for dinner, i shared the kid’s table with her kids, sitting on the floor while there are empty chairs around. Well.. LB is like that. He likes to use kids’ stuff.Anyway, her older son was eating a slice of pizza, and kids being kids, ...
The Standard Charter run is next Sunday. Truth is that i never really knew when the run was. I only knew that it was in December and i always had in my mind that 31st December was also December.So i was quite astounded, shocked, eye-popping stunned when i was told that the run is in ...
Initial reading of the Zombie Survival Guide will lead one to believe that no animals will become a zombie; as stated in the opening paragraphs of the book, “Reanimation, however, only takes place in humans. Studies have shown that [blank] infecting a non-human brain will die within hours of the death of the host”.We do ...
Did i mention that i went to the gym a couple days ago? No i didn’t. It’s a rhetorical question, because i know i didn’t mention it.Anyway, now my hands can’t straighten at the elbows. Well.. i could straighten my hands at the elbows, but it’s one hell of a painful thing to do these ...
[Warning, poo explicit]Just today, i tried to fart twice. Nothing much unique about it, since normal people with no illnesses whatsoever can fart as much as 20 times daily. Except that in my case, instead of filling the air with a yummy taste, i actually pooed into my shorts. Yes, twice.Ok.. that’s hardly flattering. But ...
[Warning, 2012 spoilers follow]The thing about 2012 is the sheer number of narrow escapes. Most of the narrow escapes occur with the whole cast of protagonists in a vehicle and escaping certain death only at the very last (im)possible moment. The ground beneath every vehicle of theirs has to crack.A side note. Why do i ...
Quote from Toto-chanNext day, when she woke up, she went straight down to the kitchen where Mother was, without even brushing her hair, and announced, “I don’t want to be a spy anymore, or a street musician, or a ticket seller. I’m going to be a ballerina and dance in Swan Lake!”“Oh,” said Mother. She ...
Humph. Friday night. You know what it is that i rant about on Fridays. My Friday nights are spent girlfriend-less, that’s what i rant about. In my opinion, Friday nights are the times of the week that is specifically dedicated to your significant other. So without a significant other, what exactly is it that i ...



…