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The total area of our intestines is 200 square meters... The place most Singaporeans live in is not even half or a quarter of that...and we also can't afford to have... It also means we are worse than shit...
Taipei "No Shorts Day". No sure why they do it, but don't think we care too~ 
John: "I'll bring u to a place where girls are braless!!!" Peter: "Really?! Where???" John: "The kindergarten next door." ____________________ _____ Here's a girl without bra XD Anyone recognizes her? Hint: She was famous as a baby.
Three grand essentials to happiness in life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. Happy 2011 \(^_^)/ ~
Girlfriend's sms: "Lets break up." 2 mins later...: "Sorry, wrong person."
Is that really the case? That's what i thought too, my parents said so, my friends, esp girls said so, teachers and colleagues said so. But recently i got to know a new friend. He is smart, he got a Masters degree, well verse in martial arts, know at least 3 musical instruments. The weird thing is, he hasn't got a girlfriend. Why? He told me that whenever someone try to …
I don't know if this is common, i think this is so awesome. I mean, who can actually do it? XD 
I have about 5 out of 10, 30++ years old female friends, and the common topic they talk about is why aren't they getting married. They have careers, looks, brains and bodies men would die for, but they are still single. They would chat about it everytime they met. And its always this and that about men. So i asked them the last time we gather for movies and dinner. "DO U …
Children 3 and below can only recognize the bubbles.Children 3 to12 will see a bottle of coke and bubbles.Those who just enter puberty will thought this is a trick question and will be shy to answer.95% of adults will say that's a cock in the coke. U dirty bastards. 
I know this is a bad example, but at least its quite true.Study and work hard~ 
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