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On one weekend afternoon, 4 good girl friends tat work in the same company were chatting in a cafe. Suddenly one of them mention about their handsome but stingy boss and each of them agre …
1. One couple was sleeping in a hotel room. The girlfriend puts a pillow in the middle of the bed and tell her boyfriend: “ U are a dog if u cross over.” Of coz, having respect for her, th …
As Valentine's day is approaching, many couples is happily planning programmes after CNY. But according to the surveys of Dr Kelvin, many couples, regardless man or woman, choose this day to initiate breakup. And the stats is getting higher year after year. Why is this so? Here is some of the answers i got from those couples. 1) They wanna have a sweet memory before …
Saw 2 ppl in KFC scolding each other for chili sauce today. One malay and one chinese. Malay: “Fuck u lah, u squeeze so many chili sauce in coleslaw for wat? I also wanna to eat one leh.” …
Note: PH - Phone Operator. And don’t try this unless U are of legal age XD PH: Good evening Sir, how may i help u? Kelvin: Ehhh, my new phone doesn’t show the time. I just bought it thi …
American husband: Sleepless for the night. Next morning when to lawyer firm and call his wife', “ See u in court”. French husband: Sleepless for the night. Next morning buy flowers and tr …
Doctor: “Judging from this situation, i think u need to do a DNA test…” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Question of the day. Q: Why do they give female names to nat …



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