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I don't know why i am damn piss off after watching a variety show today. The show invited 2 on screen couples to talk about their marriage. When one of the actor husband told the hosts why they nearly divorce, the fucking wife behaves as if she is right and even talk back with issues concerning their children. One of the issues is she did not prepared breakfast for her almost …
*I am ugly Saw my friend yesterday sitting below his flat void deck. His eyes is brimming with tears. So i asked him wat happened. He said his girlfriend broke up with him. I thought tat was a normal break up. But the look on his face is damn hurt, so i asked him why. He said tat his girlfriend told him it was out of sympathy tat she willing to be his girlfriend coz he is …
U wait long long~ ____________________ ____________________ ___________ Situation 1. Girl 1: What do u want in a guy to be ur boyfriend? Girl 2: Of coz must be tall and handsome. Better if they are rich. Girl 1: How bout u Kelvin? What do u look in a girl? Me: Must be gentle. No need to be so beautiful. But I want at least a C cup. Girls: Go to hell. U are a fucking …
Hola, long time no see^^ Been very sick all these days, flu > sore throat > fever > cough in 4 different days. Wonder why i am still alive. Never went to a doctor. My immune system is greatly boosted since i recovered lol. To all those who don't wanna sick after CNY, do not eat too much oily stuff and and have enough sleep during tat period. Pic of the day: Human …
One afternoon, Mr Lim is out at the golf course practicing. When he wanna look at the time, he suddenly realise the watch is not on his hand. Anxious about the 10K watch, he called home. …
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One professor in a medical school told his student, being a doctor must be quick in thinking, alert and not be afraid of dirty matters. He then wanted them to follow what he did. He inser …




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