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One night, a rapist escaped from jail and he discovered a couple lying on the bed when he broke into a house in search of money . Feeling horny, he orders the man to sit on a chair while …
Hohoho, Merry Xmas and a happy New Year. 1. Rats and horse can't vomit. 2. Cat's urine is luminous. 3. Human heart can pump blood up to 30 feet high. 4. Human are not able lick their elbows. 5. Lighter are invented much earlier then matchsticks. 6. When u are sleeping, u will swallow more then 70 kinds of bugs and 10 kinds of spiders if u sleep ur mouth open. 7. 70% of the …
Girlfriend’s msg: “Hi, i am with my friend Sharon now, u wanna play threesome? After 1 min: “Heya, u no need to come now, her boyfriend has arrived.”
Note: This is just a joke from me and some of my friends. Don’t scold me… Although some of it is true. Handsome guy Ugly noob Quiet nature Cool Boring Telling Jo …
(This post is for JENNIFER CHAI) According to a research, 60% of married women look for other guys regardless of having a affair or one night stand. Reason being those married dudes can't satisfied them. They did not do it the right way, mostly "in, shoot and go"...some pathetic folks can't even find the clitoris, let alone the mysterious "G spot"... lst and foremost, …
Here are 10 facts tat u can apply to ur daily life^^ 1. When u eat something spicy and u can't take it, put some salt in ur mouth for some time, split it out and rinse. U will feel much better. 2. Chew some peanuts and brush ur teeth for 3 mins. Helps to whiten ur teeth. 3. When u got dust in ur eyes, close ur eyes and cough hard for a few times, and the dust will come out. …
Who still wants to grow up? Its all legal when u are at that age.
I was browsing STOMP this afternoon for some funny and weird things done by SGs, and i saw these today. Man flings terrified dog into sea for fun Commuter nabs mum's molester but MRT sta …



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