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Wohoho, waited for a long time, never thought someone will upload it in internet. Its a prequel to the 仙剑奇侠传, the storyline is set 50 years back. It about a celestial named Fei Peng starre …
Wtf is she doing… Maybe it becoz of this commercials… Now u know, do not anyhow touch the “stick” in a woman’s car XD
One afternoon, Amy came back from school crying, so her mum asked her wat happened. Mum: "Why are u crying? Did someone bully u?" Amy: "Teacher asked me to open my legs in class today...it is my 1st time and its very painful...and he told me to do it again tomorrow...T T." Upon hearing this, Amy's mum took her back to school and confronted her teacher. Mum: "U fucking …
One day, a very beautiful mature woman went to have plastic surgery to make herself look young again. After she has discharged from the hospital, she went to buy some clothes. At the coun …
I don't know why, but i think its due to invalid clicks!!! They sent me this mail and refer me to the Q&A lol. Clicked to enlarge~ And so i went to their Q&A... Saw the paragraph i boxed out? That means they can ban me if they dun like it~ I do not want to believe it at 1st (dun wanna face the fact T T), so i tried logging in. And this is what they gave me... …
A couple, both 40, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. The doctor examined them and then directed them to disrobe and go at it. When the couple finished, the doctor reexamined them and, upon completion, advised …




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