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Hiya, I am the "Phoenix" that olden people recorded in their books~ Actually i am a rare white peacock. Maybe there was no wikipedia last time, so they thought i am a legendary bird, or maybe when they saw me, it happens to be sunrise, so they thought i was orange/gold in colour~ Stupid isn't it? Sorry if i scolded one of your ancestor~ Although i am a peacock, but i am a … 
Like the title stated, this is a question. What baffled me is the behaviour of some old classmates. Class gathering is suppose to be a event, or rather a time for classmates to catching up and reminiscing the old times . But what i saw is men comparing their jobs and salaries. Women wearing low cut all the way to their belly button. To hook those bachelors. The only ones …
But someone caught u!!! Please guys, don't be an asshole, how would u feel if some perverted old woman take picture of your penis?
Cuz i got banned by them again!!! This is absurd, i had only put adsense for 3 days and i got ban, WTF? This is what they sent me. “Since keeping your account in our …
The ones who keep the country going is not those politicians, its the farmers, sweepers and newspaper vendors. Please give them the respect they deserve.
Richardson, from New York. Had 5 failed investment since 1984. Bankrupt in 2007. His wife left him, his children abandoned him, his friends avoid him. The only one willing to stay with him is his dog Jooy. Both of them live by begging. Sometimes, when things happen, human can't even be as loyal as a dog. 
Book 1: There was once a boy named Harry Potter, and one day he snatched a stone which Voldemort wants. Book 2: There was once a boy named Harry Potter, and one day he destroyed Voldemort's long time diary. Book 3: There was once a boy named Harry Potter, and one day he killed Voldemort's men to rescued his godfather. Book 4: There was once a boy named Harry Potter, and …
Hope these bitches die. http://singaporeseen .stomp.com.sg/stomp/ sgseen/caught_in_the _act/498066/women_la ugh_as_they_crush_bu nnies_to_death_why_a re.html Is China devolving back to barbaric era?
If u have notice, i got a new link in my gadget column. I dunno whether if u heard it or saw it before. Its suppose to be like paypal, but the different is there will be more transaction options than paypal. Its at the "beta" stage of the system, and they need some ppl to test and do surveys for them. Of coz, they give u money for that. The problem is, i do not know if …
When we guys sit down and rest, staring into space for like 5 to 10 mins, that means we are really just staring. We are not thinking of anything, our brain is blank. Totally blank. But girls tend to think to much... Girl: "Honey, what are u thinking of just now?" Guy: "Nothing." Girl: "Cmon, tell me." Guy: "Nothing." Girl: "Is there something hiding from me?" Guy: …
Went to my friend's house this afternoon, his daughter saw the scar on her pregnant mum's belly, and so she asked, Christine: "Mum, why is there a scar on ur tummy?" Mum: "The doctor had to cut my tummy to get u out." Christine: "Mum, why did u eat me?" And yes, she is the little girl in this post, The best conversation i heard this year. 
She is 36 this year. Pretty, capable, rich, a bit of arrogant. Doesn't have many friends though. Girls are jealous of her while most guys only think of getting into her bed. And her mum want me to ask why she won't get committed. Me: "I known u for 4 years now...U got a great boyfriend, why don't u get married? I mean, your mum is practically begging u to do so." Milf: "My … 
Johnny saw his mum applying facial mask one day. Johnny: "Wat's tat on ur face mum? Mum: "Oh this is a facial mask ^_^." Johnny: "Wat is it for?" Mum: "This is to make mummy beautiful~" After a while, Johnny's mum remove the mask. Johnny: "Wat's the matter? U think its impossible too?"
I was eating dinner at a steak restaurant yesterday. There was a couple sitting the table beside me. After a few mins, their orders came. The dishes was ordered by the wife btw. About 30 mins later, they asked for the bill, I was so shocked tat the wife only ate the broccolis beside the steak, the egg and the steak itself was left untouched. The husband was very concerned, …
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