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I really do not know what Samy Vellu is hoping to achieve by asking the PM to release the Hindraf 5. Has he got inside news that PM is likely to release them so he hope to score some candy points by pretending that he was the one that asked for the release? Or he ...
I nearly laughed off my pants when I heard Bush had asked the Chinese to have a dialogue with Dalai Lama in order to achieve a peaceful settlement in Tibet. First, who is Bush to interfere with domestic chinese politics. Imagine if Bush would pay any heed if the world knew how they used to ...
There was this lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a gypsy and told her her problem.The gypsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a 12″ penis in it, and said “All you have to ...
A guy walks a woman to the door after their first date.He asks her if she had a good time.She tells him yes but that to get her really horny, she likes her men to be Rough, Tough & Selfish.The next week, the guy picks her up for their evening out dressed in a bikers ...
A lot of people I know mixes emotion with their business decision. For example, “I don’t like that person because he was nasty to me, so I will not transact any business with him anymore.” One but too often seen in the real world.Does it matter if he is or was nasty to you? Afterall, ...
“dad, do we really need to work when we grow up?” asked Princess.“of course, otherwise where do you find money to look after yourself and go out to have fun?” I ans …
Singapore government is like a parent to all Singaporeans.Remember in the early 80s they tell you how it is important not to have too many children. Stop at two, Lee Kuan Yew will tell you. Too many, it seems will be too much for the small resources that Singapore will produced. So succesful is the ...
Some of my closer friends bloggers knew that when I started blogging three years ago, I was on a career path change. Some knew that I wanted to try my luck with the plantation business as it was an industry where there is lack of competition and people my age would not even dream of ...
Well for my up and coming trip to Bangkok, I am planning on doing it as a shopping holiday trip with zero sight seeing. Bangkok is known to be one of the best shopping heaven in South East Asia. Here are some of the must shop places that I have been told I should go:1) ...
A young and hot looking lady visited her doctor one morning.Doc asked her, “You look so weak and exhausted! Are you eating your meals 3 times a day as I advised?The lady looked surp …
I think I have written quite a bit about recent western propaganda against the Chinese government. Why is it that most people in Malaysia are like so easily jumping into the foray without really nor truly examine the details that has been produced so far?Like this blog post i read. Has the author of the ...
The bartender was dumbfounded when a gorilla came in and asked for a martini, but he couldn’t think of any reason not to serve the beast. And he was even more amazed to find the gorilla coolly holding out a $10 bill when he returned with the drinkAs he walked to the cash register, he ...
This photo is taken from the travel blog of lazypinpin (whom I religiously read).BN merging with PAS??!!??Ha, with the support they are getting at the moment, the idea doesn’t seem so bad.Tags: BN, PAS, merge, photo
One day the wife asked her husband what will he do if she were to die.The husband replied, “I’ll also die.”The wife asked him, “Why?”Husband replied, “Well, you know I have a heart condition and most likely I would not be able to tolerate that much happiness.”
If you asked anyone who knows anything about American media, you will know how BIAS Fox Tv can be. Perhaps its owner Rupert Murdoch tries very hard to be an american, so much so that he is even more patriotic than most americans. Why else could you explain how it can dish out news after ...
“Hmmm.. can you tell me why some balloons actually can fly in the sky and some cannot?” asked Princess most innocently.We have to explain to her the different gas contained in the balloon that determines whether it can float.Yes, little princess is planning her 4th birthday party secretly. Well, not secretly anymore. We have been ...
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close and very clean shave around the cheeks.“I have just the thing,” says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. “Just place this between your cheek and ...
There were 3 priests in a railroad station all wanting to go home to Pittsburg. Behind the counter was a very shapely lass. She was amazingly well endowed, and it was obvious she was dressed - almost - to accentuate her attributions. This was embarrassing new territory for the priests so they drew straws to ...
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into ...
Three accountants were standing at the urinals.The first accountant finished and walked over to the sink to wash his hands. He then proceeded to dry his hands very carefully. He used paper towel and ensured that every single spot of water on his hands was dried. Turning to the other two bankers he said, “At ...
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