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After returning from my trip, the first thing I realize it was the end of Anwar’s 5 years political ban. And what a big fanfare it was in the Klang Valley. Then when I realize how in the speech he claimed that he has enough government MPs who are willing to jump ship “when the ...
Three accountants were standing at the urinals.The first accountant finished and walked over to the sink to wash his hands. He then proceeded to dry his hands very carefully. He used paper towel and ensured that every single spot of water on his hands was dried. Turning to the other two bankers he said, “At ...
It is not really a harsh title if you ask me. Afterall, the ministry of manpower has been promoting how we should do away with foreign labours as they are taking away jobs from locals and that locals will always have low wages with these foreign labours around.However, the truth is further than that. Foreign ...
Most of us would easily identify who the tycoons are around us. But how often do you hear girls actually try to make themselves available hopefully the tycoon’s sons would look at them and make them their wives. Sounds like a TVB drama serial? I would have thought that most girls nowadays are less likely ...
Just the other day, my missus had to walk to work as I needed to use her car. Her workplace is about a good ten minutes walk from my workplace. Unfortunately I was in a rush to go to another place, so she took a slow leisure walk.Earlier in the morning..Princess : why do we ...
We take a short break and take a look at things at our cousins in the south.It was debated (of course without much opposition) in parliament yesterday. Singapore is now trying to simplify the Advance Medical Directive. How ethical is that?With rising costs of medical care and with the knowledge that Singapore can no longer ...
This is where I stayed - Pullman Bangkok.I accidentally discovered the place over the internet. Though it wasn’t on most online accomodation websites when I booked it in January, somehow I decided to search for Accor group accomodation in Bangkok and got the link from there. Initially I was skeptical as I was given the ...
A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, “Where’s Mom and dad?”She replied, “they’re up in bed.”The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play.Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma, “Where’s Mom and Dad?”She replied; “They’re still …
My missus have strict rules of where to stay. She wants a really clean and not those old hotels. The hotel must be comfortable and in good location for shopping and some night activities. It should not be in the middle of say a red light district. With those criterias in hand, I began searching ...
An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she’s driving a car.As she’s going down the hall an old man jumps out of a room and says, “Excuse me ma’am but you were speeding. Can I see your driver’s license?”She digs around in ...
A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar by hitting the bottle against the kitchen top.During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone.“It’s the minister, Mommy,” the child said to her mother.Then she added, “Mommy can’t come to the phone ...
I know I have never gotten myself to blog about one of the most blogged about Internet TV only programme, MDG. Why? Because it is a pointless exercise which I cannot believe some people actually waste time watching it. It was all but a stupid exercise where the idiotic public would actually waste RM1 per ...
It was an interesting event. My mum wanted a credit card, so I called my bank manager to ask if he could help me apply for one on my mother’s behalf without any income and not a supplementary card to anyone. He said he could try. So off I go bringing my mum and my ...
It had been believed that Kijal state assemblyman Ahmad Said has been sworn in as the new MB of Terengganu but yet this is not being accepted by UMNO. UMNO is still behind its main man Idris Jusol. So what is going on? Perlis has seen its problem and has since been resolved.Is it true ...
After his exam the doctor said to David, ‘You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?’‘In fact, I do,’ said David’ After I have sex I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have it with her the second time, I ...
An psycho analyst was listening to a voluptuous beauty with a problem of her own.“It’s liquor, doctor,” she sobbed.“I’m really a very nice girl, but just as soon as I’ve had a drink or two, I become uncontrollably passionate and I want to make love to whomever I happen to be with.”“I see,” the analyst ...
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.“My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf,” says Little Red Riding Hood.The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away.Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again; this time he is ...
There was this lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a gypsy and told her her problem.The gypsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a 12″ penis in it, and said “All you have to ...
I was at a wedding dinner a couple of weeks ago and it was one of those chinese restaurant type wedding dinner except this is a 2-star chinese restaurant with some aircond blowing. I must admit, the food is usually okay for non-wedding dinner but it is the first time I have seen anyone hosting ...
Beatrice’s nephew was 4 when she was pregnant with her first kid. She allowed him to place his hand on her belly and feel the baby kick.His little face scrunched and said, “How does the baby get out of there?”She wanted to keep it simple so she said, “The doctor will help.”His eyes widened in ...
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