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One day a young prince from a nearby kingdom came by for a visit.That night, after everyone had gone to bed, the prince snuck out of his room and entered the princess’ room.She said, “What are you doing in my room? Leave immediately or I will call my father!”The Prince said, “Don’t be frightened. I ...
Having been part of the medical fraternity, I roughly knows how the medical frat thinks. Honestly, ask around your doctors, how many of their friends comprises of people from medical background. It is like more than 50% on their mobile phone call list has a medical background. So most opinions are formed with the help ...
Between my missus and myself we always try to challenge one another in seeing who is actually better in maths as we are both highly competitive academically. We try not to pressure our kids much and instead of loading them with information, I always prefer to teach them how to think. For example, I would ...
Well for my up and coming trip to Bangkok, I am planning on doing it as a shopping holiday trip with zero sight seeing. Bangkok is known to be one of the best shopping heaven in South East Asia. Here are some of the must shop places that I have been told I should go:1) ...
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to worry about,” the psychiatrist consoled.“Many people are fond of animals. As a matter of fact, my wife and I have a dog that we are very attached to.”“But, doctor,” continued the troubled patient, “I feel, ummm… …
This has been a slow week. For the last 8 days, I think I have posted less than 8 posts which is probably a record low other than my hiatus a few months ago. This proved to be a recipe for …
Bet people who do not know how justice should be taken in Malaysia (no matter how screwed up they are), there are procedures. By exposing the medical report (I wonder how many medical reports available and by virtual that this can be leaked out, how thorough or how real the report is), Anwar has yet ...
Seriously, if you can read not so deep into the news article about the man who jumped from a hotel room only to be saved by a safety net at Genting Skyway, you will know how much of deep shit he is in. Okay, I am not trying to be insensitive or anything. But think. ...
When the news first came out, Sufiah Yusof aka Shilpa Lee became almost infectious. It is like there is always one big sex scandal news in 2008 for Malaysians. So why not drag a British citizen who has most likely given up either Malaysia or Pakistan citizenship so that she can be a full British. ...
This was my first trip to Changi Terminal 3 which I parked instead of the usual pick up and go. Because I parked, I have a chance to tour the facilities provided. Suddenly I don’t get the feeling I was in an airport. If you have a chance to go down to B2 mall, it ...
Do you actually buy what she says? Hell no. I don’t think she really understand the meaning of attention whore. Like I say, by posting this piece on Dawn, I can be construed as an attention whore. No doubt, I don’t like it but in some ways it is true. Why do I take the ...
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, ‘Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.’Her boyfriend asks, ‘What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?’The blonde says, ‘According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.’Her boyfriend decides to ...
I don’t know how many of you actually know that one of the best rates for overseas spending would have to be via your credit card. Just to give you a guideline, I used Mastercard, Visa and American Express. There was a small mistake made when the bulk of my swipe came from American Express ...
Hahaha, a friend sent this link to me. I bet it will be viral soon. Damm Funny can die.Here you go.Note: I am against putting up links to their photos. But this one, the person took the trouble to blur out the IMPORTANT bits so that you won’t be really concentrating on those IMPORTANT bits ...
It seems that the ultimate conclusion to this whole saga would once again fall on the Sultan’s hand. As former Mentri Besar, Mohd Nizar has seek a royal audience to inform the Sultan of the motions passed at a supposedly emergency assembly which was held under a tree 200 metres away from State Secretariat building. ...
A little girl asked her mother, “Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?”Mom replies, “No, because she is in heat.”“What’s that mean?” asked the child. ” Go ask your father. I think he’s in the garage.”The little girl goes to the garage and says, “Dad, may I take Belle for ...
here’s the latest update from AFP.Tags: malaysia, elections, 2008, BN, MIC, MCA, UMNO, Gerakan, DAP, SUPP, PAS, PKR, election, link, Keadilan, kedah, kelantan, penang, Samy, Vellu, Koh, penang, kelantan, majority, 2/3
I might have been lucky as I was told the fare needed to go from my hotel to the airport would be at least 400-500bahts. I have heard how my friend who went to the exact same hotel just a few weeks ago had to pay more than 400 bahts. He considered the price to ...
An older woman will never wake you up in the middle of the night and ask you, “What are you thinking?”An older woman doesn’t care what you think.An older woman always carries a condom in her purse.A younger woman is still hoping the guy might have one on him.An older woman is a cheaper date.A ...
I don’t know how many of us does it, but I am sure I wasn’t the only one. This is back in the late 80s/early 90s when I first went overseas for my high school. Back home, a haircut would mean a RM2.50 per trip to the barber.But my first walk around town, I noticed ...
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