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This has been a slow week. For the last 8 days, I think I have posted less than 8 posts which is probably a record low other than my hiatus a few months ago. This proved to be a recipe for …
One day a mother was out and the dad was in charge. The little one was maybe one and a half years old. Someone had given her a little tea set as a gift and it was one ofher favorite toys.Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when she brought Daddy ...
Seriously, if you can read not so deep into the news article about the man who jumped from a hotel room only to be saved by a safety net at Genting Skyway, you will know how much of deep shit he is in. Okay, I am not trying to be insensitive or anything. But think. ...
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?”“Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.”
After I wrote this post about parents naming their kids with stupid name, decypher told me that there is indeed a superhero living among us. Actually there are two. Take a look at this pos …
Before credit cards became the norm, one of the best way to travel is with travellers cheques where you can cash out money in one of them american express travel bureau.Planning how much you intend to spend overseas is important. And one good way to gauge is to find out the living standard of that ...
This couple comes to a new town and the guy gets a job at the local pickle factory.A few years go by and each year he wins the employee of the year award. One day in the 3rd year, he comes home looking all depressed.His wife asks him what the matter is, to which he ...
As the government assures Singaporeans that there are adequate rice for all Singaporeans, Singaporeans will do their usual kiasu stunt and wipe the entire island of rice stockholding clean. Now, price of a bag of rice will definitely go up. So much for the three months stockpile which seems to be non-existent.Will there be a ...
Between my missus and myself we always try to challenge one another in seeing who is actually better in maths as we are both highly competitive academically. We try not to pressure our kids much and instead of loading them with information, I always prefer to teach them how to think. For example, I would ...
Woman has man in it;Mrs. has Mr. in it;Female has male in it;She has He in it;Madam has Adam in it;No wonder men always want to be inside women.
We now know how much it cost to slap a Singapore Airlines Airstewardess. Now it is believed that a woman in Malaysia has placed a price on her virginity at RM3million.Omigod. So now women around Malaysia has a price tag and will wait and see the outcome of this court case for a true reflection ...
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him.He then asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks, “And get me a whisky you cow!”The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee.When this omission is pointed out ...
In continuation with my previous posts on dispensing rights, this will be my third post on the issue. Frankly, doctors can be a feared lot. I casually asked around friends who are not in medical line to see how many would support pharmacist dispensing rights. Most of them would say, “aiya, if we start asking ...
I read with interests recently on certain doctor’s blog here and here.I cannot believe how this doctor has written what he has written. If his medical school did not offer him any course or similar material in critical reasonings of materials, I will forgive him. Doctors are supposed to be trained to read journals and ...
I received this email from Jetstar and gave me this link.It is their introductory offer and with taxes and everything you are paying like S$230 per way. Let me say, it is cheap. Cheaper than most other airlines. And with the money saved, you can stay at better hotel. So be quick before the tickets ...
In his usual humorous self and in this post, he started off by telling us all how there are plenty of pretty boys in Cleo’s Top 50 Eligible Bachelors. And then ended with a bang by the fact that he was in the list. Kudos. I think he truly deserve to be on the list. ...
Just the other day, my missus had to walk to work as I needed to use her car. Her workplace is about a good ten minutes walk from my workplace. Unfortunately I was in a rush to go to another place, so she took a slow leisure walk.Earlier in the morning..Princess : why do we ...
Having been part of the medical fraternity, I roughly knows how the medical frat thinks. Honestly, ask around your doctors, how many of their friends comprises of people from medical background. It is like more than 50% on their mobile phone call list has a medical background. So most opinions are formed with the help ...
A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar by hitting the bottle against the kitchen top.During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone.“It’s the minister, Mommy,” the child said to her mother.Then she added, “Mommy can’t come to the phone ...
Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day.One of those days they caught an amazing 50 fishes.So one of the guys said to his friend, “Mark this spot so that we can come back here again tomorrow.”The next day, when they were driving to rent the boat, the same guy asked ...



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