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I remember reading through my comments on one of the previous posts on Looking at us via an european eyes. Then one comment strikes me. I mean I know how we feel but yet it is something we do not say it out openly. When faced with a foreigner who has no knowledge of Malaysia, ...
A man once spent days looking for his new hat.Finally, he decided that he’d go to church on Sunday and sit at the back.During the service he would sneak out and grab a hat from the rack at the front door.On Sunday, he went to church and sat at the back. The sermon was about ...
Superfat4 seems intent on getting one of our friends matchmade. Afterall she has past 30 years old.Initially we suggested online matchmaking where we hope to publicise her and then see how many people would respond. But now, we have narrowed down a few eligible bachelors.Okay, let me give you a quick run down on her. ...
This is where I stayed - Pullman Bangkok.I accidentally discovered the place over the internet. Though it wasn’t on most online accomodation websites when I booked it in January, somehow I decided to search for Accor group accomodation in Bangkok and got the link from there. Initially I was skeptical as I was given the ...
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to worry about,” the psychiatrist consoled.“Many people are fond of animals. As a matter of fact, my wife and I have a dog that we are very attached to.”“But, doctor,” continued the troubled patient, “I feel, ummm… …
Man : How old is your father ?Boy : As old as meMan : How can that be?Boy : He became a father only when I was bornTags: old, fther, born, man, boy
We kept harping how we do not have enough money. We have no money to send paralympians to paralympics. But yet we can spend millions on some National Women Games.We have extremely competitive university entrance that each and every year we will hear about how our top students could not get into the course that ...
I always emphasise that it is important for a business person to have integrity. If you are going into a business where you need to play dirty, I rather make a quick exit and concentrate on other businesses where it would bring better margins and better playing field.In one of the industry where I was ...
We have told Princess that we will be doing some travelling and will be away for a week. We have prepared her and asked if she would have any problems dealing with the fact that she will not see mummy whom she is closely attached to for such a lengthy period. She told us not ...
MCA warns the current Nizar led government in Perak to becareful with their dispensing of permanent land title. Hmmm.. for 50 good years, people cannot say where their home is because they are ultimately being housed in lands which are not theirs. Though the state government owns those lands and has no intention of taking ...
Initially my plan was to ensure I do the big 5 shopping centres in Bangkok namely MBK, Siam centre, Siam Square, Siam Discovery and Siam Paragon. But after doing MBK which was quite okay in my personal opinion, we hopped over to Siam Discovery/Centre via Siam Square. Frankly there wasn’t much that impressed us. So ...
A four-year-old boy asked his friend what a penis was.His friend’s response was that he did not know and he would ask his dad.That evening the second boy asked his dad. His dad gladly exposed himself to his son and with his penis in hand said, “Son this is a penis. In fact, if you ...
After returning from my trip, the first thing I realize it was the end of Anwar’s 5 years political ban. And what a big fanfare it was in the Klang Valley. Then when I realize how in the speech he claimed that he has enough government MPs who are willing to jump ship “when the ...
A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro askes her what she wants. “I can’t find any green golf balls,” the blonde golfer complains.The pro looks all over the shop, and through all the catalogs, and finally calls the manufacturers and determines that sure enough, there are no green ...
I might have been lucky as I was told the fare needed to go from my hotel to the airport would be at least 400-500bahts. I have heard how my friend who went to the exact same hotel just a few weeks ago had to pay more than 400 bahts. He considered the price to ...
A mother and daughter were riding in a cab though New York City when the daughter noticed some scantily clad women loitering on a street “Mommy,” the little girl asked, “what are all those ladies doing?”“They’re waiting for their husbands to come home from work.” the mother answered.“C’mon lady, they’re …
I was talking to some Indonesian tourists who came in around the same time as me. Personally I did a bit more research on the best way to get myself from the Airport into the hotel I booked. Sometimes, not all airports are the same.I had looked up the net before coming that one of ...
During my overseas holidays, I managed to get myself up on a cruise where the bulk of the customers were foreigners from either Europe, American or Aussie. I managed to strike a conversation with a rather polite early 30s gentleman who told me he is a investment bankers at one of the banks in UK.Frankly, ...
Okay here I am in a al cheapo internet cafe where the connection charges are at 10 bahts per hour. Amazingly cheap? Yeah I guess so.Let me start right from the beginning when I arrived today. The flight on Air Asia was reasonable though I was a bit unhappy that they did not inform us ...
A man goes to the pharmacy to buy a condom.At the counter, the female pharmacist asks him what his size is. The man is amazed that condoms come in sizes and answers, “I don’t know my size. …



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