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If you ever run out of topics to talk about Singapore, the followings may help:(1) Mas Selamat has run road for a few months. Minister still happily collecting monthly salary. Gurkha guards probably sacked. And best of all, 66.6% of Singaporeans have forgotten.(2) Billions of dollars loss on papers. CEO happily collecting monthly salary. Investment ...
I find it rather interesting to see how the post yuhui has created more questions. In one of the posts by some blogger, she mentioned how we should not only protect a person wearing sexy clothes from name callings like prostitute, we should also not used the word prostitute in a degradatory way.I feel that ...
A man went to the doctor because he had a problem with his penis dripping after had urinated.The doctor said, “No problem, we can fix that for you. It is really a simple procedure. We just graft a piece of skin from your nose onto your penis and it will take care of the problem.”After ...
Your EPF account 2 can be used for property purchase either via a lump sum withdrawal or via monthly withdrawal for payments towards your mortgage. However, in view of the recent good dividend payments by EPF and cheap loans available, it makes more sense to keep your EPF intact.The dividend declared by EPF for 2007 ...
As the days draw closers, even YB Jeff Ooi is talking about it that it is not a matter of how but when the event will take place. Well, this is my personal take on the matter. Just as much as oppositions would hate to see how BN would try to lure opposition camps into ...
Shame, shame, shame on Malaysia. My blog, to be honest has so far been 70% in support of Barisan Nasional, in particular MCA, given my racial background. Maybe 30% or so towards DAP and PAS, with 0% for Keadilan. But so shameful was yesterday’s display by UMNO Youth, that prompted me to write against BN. ...
An 85-year old husband and wife decide to take a road trip. She drives because she can see and he rides because he can hear.After traveling for a while, they get pulled over by a State Trooper. She rolls down her window and the cop says “I need to see your drivers license and vehicle ...
This couple comes to a new town and the guy gets a job at the local pickle factory.A few years go by and each year he wins the employee of the year award. One day in the 3rd year, he comes home looking all depressed.His wife asks him what the matter is, to which he ...
A Singaporean woman goes to Malaysia to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.The wife answers, “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring or you?”The husband laughs and jokingly says, “A Malaysian girl!”The woman kept quiet and left.Two ...
Credits must be given to Xiaxue who had been one of the bigger stars back then when blogosphere was still pretty much at its infancy. She probably with her adobe photoshop skills managed to attract a few chee ko pek who would defend and worship the ground she walks on. But other than that, everyone ...
During my overseas holidays, I managed to get myself up on a cruise where the bulk of the customers were foreigners from either Europe, American or Aussie. I managed to strike a conversation with a rather polite early 30s gentleman who told me he is a investment bankers at one of the banks in UK.Frankly, ...
Ah Beng has taken some viagra tablets and Ah Lian decided to fly him aeroplane. So Ah Beng don’t know what to do with his massive erection. So he decided to call Ah Huei, who is a doctor to see if she has a solution in subsiding his erection.Ah Beng said, “Sorry to call you ...
We now know how much it cost to slap a Singapore Airlines Airstewardess. Now it is believed that a woman in Malaysia has placed a price on her virginity at RM3million.Omigod. So now women around Malaysia has a price tag and will wait and see the outcome of this court case for a true reflection ...
Princess is one who will not give face to anyone. Even when she was a lot younger, she is one who will speak her mind. I remember there was this time in a shopping centre, where a guy who was with his girlfriend, accidentally bumped into princess. Immediately princess stared at him and announced quite ...
The topic above says it all. A top JI leader who is limping and old but yet able to escape Whitley detention centre speaks volume of the centre’s ability in keeping the wrong people in. This is the man who wanted to bomb the MRT stations. This is the man who had planned terror attack ...
It is rather interesting to see how pathetic the blogosphere sometimes can be. You see the blogosphere is an interesting place to see how moronic masses would champion issues which they felt they strongly believes in. When MAS launches the zero air fare and then seeing the rebuttal from Tony Fernendez that the zero airfare ...
I was talking to some Indonesian tourists who came in around the same time as me. Personally I did a bit more research on the best way to get myself from the Airport into the hotel I booked. Sometimes, not all airports are the same.I had looked up the net before coming that one of ...
A mother and daughter were riding in a cab though New York City when the daughter noticed some scantily clad women loitering on a street “Mommy,” the little girl asked, “what are all those ladies doing?”“They’re waiting for their husbands to come home from work.” the mother answered.“C’mon lady, they’re …
Today has been one of those rather interesting day. For some who knows me, one of my primary job function is to scold people. Yes, to scold. But you need pattern and style to scold or else it would back fire on you. Damm right. And a word of advice, do not keep me waiting. ...
Ah Lian sends her laundry out to the Ah Beng Dhoby.When it comes back there are still stains in her panties.So the next week she encloses a note to Ah Beng that says, “USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!”This goes on for several weeks, the woman sending the same note to Ah Beng. “USE MORE SOAP ...
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