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Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.“My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf,” says Little Red Riding Hood.The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away.Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again; this time he is ...
It is not really a harsh title if you ask me. Afterall, the ministry of manpower has been promoting how we should do away with foreign labours as they are taking away jobs from locals and that locals will always have low wages with these foreign labours around.However, the truth is further than that. Foreign ...
One day a young prince from a nearby kingdom came by for a visit.That night, after everyone had gone to bed, the prince snuck out of his room and entered the princess’ room.She said, “What are you doing in my room? Leave immediately or I will call my father!”The Prince said, “Don’t be frightened. I ...
Remember the woman who was trying to sell muffin but her muffin looked so bad that no one bother to buy from her. Her average sales was like $30 and then came along Channel 8 and their life saving show, where this woman, Felicia was introduced to a top chef from Orchard Hotel, Sunny Sia. ...
I know I have never gotten myself to blog about one of the most blogged about Internet TV only programme, MDG. Why? Because it is a pointless exercise which I cannot believe some people actually waste time watching it. It was all but a stupid exercise where the idiotic public would actually waste RM1 per ...
Beatrice’s nephew was 4 when she was pregnant with her first kid. She allowed him to place his hand on her belly and feel the baby kick.His little face scrunched and said, “How does the baby get out of there?”She wanted to keep it simple so she said, “The doctor will help.”His eyes widened in ...
THE WHYS OF MEN:1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?(because they are plugged into a genius)2. WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?(they don’t have enough time)3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?(they don’t stop to ask directions)4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?(because their balls ...
Most of us would easily identify who the tycoons are around us. But how often do you hear girls actually try to make themselves available hopefully the tycoon’s sons would look at them and make them their wives. Sounds like a TVB drama serial? I would have thought that most girls nowadays are less likely ...
As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.He asks if you’re afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it’s the first time his finger has found the right place.He ...
I was guilty. I went for a buffet last night. And suddenly I was overwhelmed with guilt. Yes guilt. No, not because it will kill me eventually for being a glut but rather, as I look upon the spread of food which includes the finest beef and salmon sashimi, I had this guilt all over ...
I don’t know how many of you actually know that one of the best rates for overseas spending would have to be via your credit card. Just to give you a guideline, I used Mastercard, Visa and American Express. There was a small mistake made when the bulk of my swipe came from American Express ...
The above title may be a sweeping statement. Most likely it is. But I cannot help but to notice that the difference between the two blogging community view on the above blog advertising medium. Somehow, if anything, Nuffnang can be seen to be very succesful among Malaysians bloggers given how many of them would support ...
Princess has always been independent despite her age. Her school teachers have been telling us that she is quite independent and despite occasionally being asked to do something which is against her will, she will still do it as she knows it is for her own good.She do not like eating. Don’t know why. She ...
A husband storms into his house with a duck under his arm.“Here’s the pig I’ve been shagging!!!” he says.His wife says, “thats a duck you idiot!.”And he says, “wasnt talking to you, was talking to the duck.”
So much for standing behind their Singapore girl. Singapore Airlines, I bet you a million bucks will not do anything further. Afterall, the husband of the woman in question sits on its subsidiary board. In this news report, the police prosecutors did an amazing withdrawal of charges against Madam Tan Siew Hoon ...
Today, when I read the online The Star, I saw this interesting news article.How can someone be so dumb? No, not dumb enough to fall for the conmen but rather dumb enough to fall for it then actually told the media that she is a lawyer. A disgrace to the legal community in Malaysia. First, ...
Ah Beng has taken some viagra tablets and Ah Lian decided to fly him aeroplane. So Ah Beng don’t know what to do with his massive erection. So he decided to call Ah Huei, who is a doctor to see if she has a solution in subsiding his erection.Ah Beng said, “Sorry to call you ...
It has been one week since I last blog. Yeah the schedule is killing me and my blog. My apologies for those who do drop by on a regular basis only to see that all my blogs have not been updated. It has been super challenging as I planned to overhaul some part of my ...
A man went to the doctor because he had a problem with his penis dripping after had urinated.The doctor said, “No problem, we can fix that for you. It is really a simple procedure. We just graft a piece of skin from your nose onto your penis and it will take care of the problem.”After ...
When I first started to blog, ping.sg does not even exist. Through the effort of its founder, Uzyn, it seems that this dynamic community is growing faster. No doubt a few big news helped to propel it past tomorrow.sg but the fact that users are becoming more acceptable to the theory of allowing users to ...
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