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I read with interests on this shadowfox post.From my last two posts on Nuffnang, it seems that Robb Chew is now officially practising the silent response method to all posts which may be deemed negative by him. But by doing so to xblogger.net, he will officially now be known as someone who bullies the weak ...
Towards the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Director asked an Investment Banker who was fresh out of Harvard, “What starting salary were you thinking about?”The Inv …
The man who rumoured to be son in law of AP Queen, Rafidah (since then found to be untrue) has passed away. He has died of Lung cancer at 54 years of age. Just in case you don’t know the name, he is the founder of Naza motors.
One day Ah Lian says to her mother, “I’m divorcing Ah Beng, Mummy! All he wants is anal sex and my asshole is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be the size of a …
Unconfirmed, unofficial sources said that Selangor is in opposition hand. If so, it will be the forth to fall to opposition hands after Kelantan, Penang and Kedah.Other hot states at the moment are Perak, Perlis and Negeri Sembilan.It looks like BN will need a few containers of Panadol. Any sponsors?Tags: malaysia, elections, 2008, BN, MIC, ...
The following letters are taken from an actual incident between a London hotel and one of its guests last year. The hotel ended up submitting the letters to the Sunday Times.————————————————————-Dear Maid,Please do not leave any more of those little bars of …
Okay, this one is dedicated to Miss Loi, who happens to be a maths tutor.Have a great day *************************************Miss Loi: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?Johnny: Seven! Miss Loi: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two ...
1 Don’t worry. I think it is sharp enough.2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!4 Everybody stand back! I lost ...
I am penning some thoughts after starting Jokes @ xblogger some 2 years ago. With over 700 jokes on the blog, many of which had been sent to me by my close friends who thought I enjoyed jokes on email. I doubt any of them knew that it would used for publication on blogs. Though ...
Occasionally one wonders who is actually running the opposition. Is it Anwar, Lim Kit Siang or Nik Aziz? For a fact, I think Nik Aziz is one who disappear into the background believing in the way they run the show without much fanfare. They will show rather than talk what their party is all about. ...
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, “Come on man, I ...
In recent time, the Edison Chen sex scandal saga has split the entire population into support and not support. In this twisted saga, I see Edison Chen as an asshole who managed to persuade female celebrities to take videos and photos of them performing sexual acts. I am sure most of them would not have ...
A man once spent days looking for his new hat.Finally, he decided that he’d go to church on Sunday and sit at the back.During the service he would sneak out and grab a hat from the rack at the front door.On Sunday, he went to church and sat at the back. The sermon was about ...
I have read some posts recently which called for release of an ISA detainee just because the mother pleaded the government to do so. Frankly, I do sympathise, but where do we draw the line? Using a different example, could the mother of a thief makes plea so that the thief do not go to ...
While doctors wrote on their blogs of stories of how pharmacists can be dangerous, they tell only of personal experiences. They tell you stories which cannot really be verify either it depends on reliability of patient’s stories or how the doctors may twist the story. But here on The Star today, you will find the ...
Note: dedicated to the one who enjoyed my last Red Riding Hood jokes. Though this is a lot cheekier, I hope you enjoy it nonetheless.Once upon a time Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the forest to her grandmother’s house. She was carrying a basket full of wonderful goodies for her and her grandmother ...
At a fancy reception a young man was asked by a widow to guess her age.“You must have some idea,” she urged when he hesitated.“I have several ideas,” he admitted with a smile, “the trouble is that I don’t know whether to make it ten years younger because of your looks or ten years older ...
I received this email from Jetstar and gave me this link.It is their introductory offer and with taxes and everything you are paying like S$230 per way. Let me say, it is cheap. Cheaper than most other airlines. And with the money saved, you can stay at better hotel. So be quick before the tickets ...
A man goes to the pharmacy to buy a condom.At the counter, the female pharmacist asks him what his size is. The man is amazed that condoms come in sizes and answers, “I don’t know my size. …
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?”“Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.”
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