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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, “Come on man, I ...
While doctors wrote on their blogs of stories of how pharmacists can be dangerous, they tell only of personal experiences. They tell you stories which cannot really be verify either it depends on reliability of patient’s stories or how the doctors may twist the story. But here on The Star today, you will find the ...
In my last post on Nuffnang, I had meant it to be one of the last post in a series on Sisuahlai for there is nothing more to add. I did note that Robb was quick to reply to all queries whether from me or from others on that thread until I asked something which ...
It is rather interesting to see how pathetic the blogosphere sometimes can be. You see the blogosphere is an interesting place to see how moronic masses would champion issues which they felt they strongly believes in. When MAS launches the zero air fare and then seeing the rebuttal from Tony Fernendez that the zero airfare ...
Having been away from the blogosphere for one whole week (without blogging longest since february this year), I came back to see how Sisuahlai had been banned from innit for 2 months. I managed to catch Shadowfox posting on this before I managed to pen my opinion on the whole affair. His basically as usual ...
An 85-year old husband and wife decide to take a road trip. She drives because she can see and he rides because he can hear.After traveling for a while, they get pulled over by a State Trooper. She rolls down her window and the cop says “I need to see your drivers license and vehicle ...
The man who rumoured to be son in law of AP Queen, Rafidah (since then found to be untrue) has passed away. He has died of Lung cancer at 54 years of age. Just in case you don’t know the name, he is the founder of Naza motors.
Occasionally one wonders who is actually running the opposition. Is it Anwar, Lim Kit Siang or Nik Aziz? For a fact, I think Nik Aziz is one who disappear into the background believing in the way they run the show without much fanfare. They will show rather than talk what their party is all about. ...
Just the other day when I was having lunch with my bank manager at a nice japanese restaurant, a guy from afar waved at our table. Then I asked the bank manager if it was her friend. She shook her head. I thought the guy might look familiar but yet I cannot recalled who he ...
A man named Gerry asked his doctor if there was a test to help him determine if he was gay.The Doctor said, “Yes, there is. Please pull down your pants.”Gerry pulled down his pants, the doctor grabbed his testicles and told him to “say 55.”Gerry said “55.” The doctor then grabbed Gerry’s penis and told ...
Credits must be given to Xiaxue who had been one of the bigger stars back then when blogosphere was still pretty much at its infancy. She probably with her adobe photoshop skills managed to attract a few chee ko pek who would defend and worship the ground she walks on. But other than that, everyone ...
When I first started blogging, I decided that I would be anonymous. Most importantly, I believe it would be fair for my family that they wouldn’t be targetted like, “wahhh.. your son blogs ah?” Now that I have my own family, I feel that blogging anonymously but responsibly will at least make them less identifiable. ...
The Indian chief, ‘The One Who Never Sleeps’ was asked by a white government official, “You have observed the white man for 90 years. You’ve seen his wars and his technological advances. You’ve seen his progress, and the damage he’s done.”The chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, “Considering all these events, in …
Note: dedicated to the one who enjoyed my last Red Riding Hood jokes. Though this is a lot cheekier, I hope you enjoy it nonetheless.Once upon a time Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the forest to her grandmother’s house. She was carrying a basket full of wonderful goodies for her and her grandmother ...
After my last three posts on dispensing rights for pharmacists, I noticed that there are some more vocal pharmacy students and pharmacists from overseas who would stand on the side of the most benefit for patients. But I do hope that these people would not go down below the waist in voicing out opinions. I ...
I don’t know how many of us does it, but I am sure I wasn’t the only one. This is back in the late 80s/early 90s when I first went overseas for my high school. Back home, a haircut would mean a RM2.50 per trip to the barber.But my first walk around town, I noticed ...
Ah Lian sends her laundry out to the Ah Beng Dhoby.When it comes back there are still stains in her panties.So the next week she encloses a note to Ah Beng that says, “USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!”This goes on for several weeks, the woman sending the same note to Ah Beng. “USE MORE SOAP ...
When you watch TV media news on a daily basis, you will hear news of foreign leaders like Bush, Brown, Rudd, Hu, Fukuda, Putin et al. News crews would follow them almost everywhere they go and comment on what their policies are. However, the HIGHEST paid leader of any country in the world do not ...
Perhaps occasionally Malaysians want too much changes. Yes, you guys have been great in bringing in change in the recent election. But how far do we want to push it. You know sometimes in life, it is not about pushing for everything all at once. Occasionally we push it a little and then rest and ...
In a continuation of what I have written previously, I noticed out of today’s top 10 in Ping.Sg, two (1) (2) of them are about how they have finally decided to leave Nuffnang. I supposed this is where there difference between Malaysian bloggers and Singaporean bloggers. Singaporean bloggers are more skeptics and more realists about ...
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