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Pak Lah has come out and had acknowledge that the fact that they ignore issues on the internet was probably one of the biggest pitfall they encounter in the recent elections. He came out pointing that perhaps it was the inability to deliver what they had promise the rakyat that caused this anger to propagate ...
Albert, an 82 year-old man went to the Doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Albert walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.At his next check-up, the doctor asked Albert, “How have you been feeling lately?”Albert replied, “Just doing great! I’m doing just what you ...
In the past, prior to my blogging hiatus from the months of June 2007 to January 2008, my traffic was more or less 4,000 uniques per month. Then during the months when I stopped blogging the traffic died down to around 2,000 uniques per month. Most regulars do not even stop by anymore. It seems ...
I have not travel blogged for the last 6 weeks given the busy schedule. I thought I have booked my hotel nicely with everything confirmed but this morning, I received an email telling me that they have cancelled my booking. This is rather unfair as I booked in early February and it took them more ...
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children.“You all have obsessions,” he observed.To the first mother, he said, “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.”He turned to the second mom. “Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your …
In the past few years, you will notice more and more countries have chosen to attack China with regards to its policies, its practises, and so forth. Even Mattel took the opportunity to recall the toy and blame it on its chinese partners for unsafe product. However at the end of the day, logics prevail ...
How many of you might think that is possible? We all know now that annual fees can be easily waved from credit cards right? All you have to do is to call the call centre and threaten to cut up the card, they will immediately waive the fees. I know one bank that doesn’t buy ...
It was an interesting event. My mum wanted a credit card, so I called my bank manager to ask if he could help me apply for one on my mother’s behalf without any income and not a supplementary card to anyone. He said he could try. So off I go bringing my mum and my ...
An older woman will never wake you up in the middle of the night and ask you, “What are you thinking?”An older woman doesn’t care what you think.An older woman always carries a condom in her purse.A younger woman is still hoping the guy might have one on him.An older woman is a cheaper date.A ...
Singapore mainstream media propaganda machines are working overtime again. They were succesful in the first instance when they told the easily tricked Singaporeans into believing that everyone of them that crosses the causeway would get raped, pillaged, carjacked, robbed or whatever nasty things the mainstream media could conjure.Stories of how Singaporeans are met with …
It had been believed that Kijal state assemblyman Ahmad Said has been sworn in as the new MB of Terengganu but yet this is not being accepted by UMNO. UMNO is still behind its main man Idris Jusol. So what is going on? Perlis has seen its problem and has since been resolved.Is it true ...
I remember back in the 80s when KFC ads were playing over and over again in my mind. I had been to the zoo in Singapore, Kuala Lumpur, Sydney, Malacca and Johor. O yeah, don’t know how many knew but Johor had a safari park in the early 80s before dying a slow death. The ...
A lady walks into a very upscale jewelry shop. She browses around,spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.Bending over to get a closer look, she accidently passes gas.Extremely embarrassed, she freezes for a few moments and then slowlystraightens up and turns around to see whether anyone has noticed herlittle accident. Her ...
Malaysiakini saw its greatest growth recently during the election time. More and more people rely on Malaysiakini to provide more proportional views. It is the only medium which the government could not control due to earlier promises of not to control internet.Malaysiakini has proved itself to be a capable player when it saw how its ...
At a fancy reception a young man was asked by a widow to guess her age.“You must have some idea,” she urged when he hesitated.“I have several ideas,” he admitted with a smile, “the trouble is that I don’t know whether to make it ten years younger because of your looks or ten years older ...
From a post in the Sammyboy forum, I was given this link.Everyone knows it can be quite dirty and seedy in the entertainment business especially after the Edison Chen’s saga. But now be ready to be beset with some rumours of how this person is sleeping with that person. I don’t think it is right ...
It seems that Malaysian political landscape had changed dramatically. More and more are whispering behind and if you happen to be a visitor to RPK site (probably one of the most influencial man in Malaysian politics at the moment) or obtaining your news from MalaysiaKini.com, then you will be given a barrage of information which ...
Today while walking into this KFC which I drove 25 minutes to get to (as I am currently in my fortnightly mission impossible in the jungles), I look at the girls working behind the counter. This KFC is near a rather large university and hence is staffed mainly by students.It brought back memories. I used ...
Towards the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Director asked an Investment Banker who was fresh out of Harvard, “What starting salary were you thinking about?”The Inv …
A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage ...
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