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*Disclaimer: I know I'm prolly gonna get my ass kicked for posting this but hell I don't care... *LOOK PEOPLE, I GEDDIT! He's a legend, I KNOW....I DO LIKE most of his songs too.......but...It's annoying, really... when the The Legend a.k.a King of Pop himself was still alive and kicking over the last decade or so, nobody gave any shit about him at all. Nobody mentioned his …
....was fucking AWESOMENESSSSSSSS.... no make that fucking FAN-TA-BU-LOUS! That is if fantabulous is even an actual word.Anyways... I know everyone anticipated this show to be 'the movie of the year' but I'd say, are you kidding me? It's 'the movie of the decade'!!! I honestly cannot remember ever watching something this entertaining before.It was soooo good that I …
...but nevertheless,Happy 1st Birthday to my blogging resurrection...minus the irony that my posts are getting lesser and lesser :PAnyway, somebody sent the below ad to me and I think itcontains one of the most brilliant father's day messagee-verrrrrrr!Hahahaha......
For 2 Saturday nights in a row I have been indulging in juicy fresh oysters at Cititel for their Japanese buffet. Despite being an oyster lover, after consuming for like more than 30 plus oysters together with a generous amount of lemon and Tabasco sauce in total (both nights combined), even I am starting to feel a bit queasy just thinking about it...The thing with oyster is …
Wanna know what is the most nerve-wrecking-galling thing in the world when you actually go to the cinemas to catch a movie?Getting seated next to fucking nuisances who do not know how to c …
...for members of the new cabinet are:Deputy Prime MinisterMuhyiddin YassinMinisters in the Prime Minister's DepartmentDr Koh Tsu Koon - Unity Affairs and Performance ManagementNazri Abdul Aziz - Minister in charge of law and ParliamentNor Mohamed Yaakop - Economic Planning UnitMajor Gen Jamil Khir Baharom - Islamic AffairsDeputies: Liew Vui Keong, Senator Dr Mashitah …
Ever since last Friday I have developed this uncanny addiction to Facebook's Pet Society.It actually started out innocently because I was bored and decided to check out why some of my friends got all hyped up with this little juvenile game. After all big a deal.. you create a virtual pet, feed it, bathe for it, yada yada.. something like the stupid tamagochi i used to play …
Part 1:Conversation between father and son:Dad - Son! Come come.. Wake up!Son - Why? I'm sleepy....It's so early in the morning!Dad - You need to wake up! Our prime minister giving a speech live on TV. You need to learn wise words from our leaders!Son - Sigh... Okok...Dad - Come closer.. listen...Son - I AM LISTENING *grumbling*Dad - Isn't he just brilliant? I mean he's our …
....and-your-entire- fucking-day-is-practically-fucked-up-and-you-suddenly-turn-into-a-mega-fucking-total-klutz...Picture this...Time 11.00 - Woke up, stared into the mirror and discovered one gigantic acne on the forehead... F.U.C.K.Time 12.30 - Attempted to pour yourself a glass of soya bean milk but accidentally knocked it down spilling more than half the contents all over …
I was bored on Saturday afternoon and spent the few hours reading off websites for good movie reviews as well as testing out my new torrent-alternative rapidshare account. And because I ad …
For the past one month, there’s this one particular person who’s been getting on my nerves.The person will usually call my mobile number and after several short rings, the person will hang …
I went out with a good friend of mine for lunch last week because he wanted to ask me regarding my previous experience undergoing a prolapsed/hemorrhoid procedure a.k.a piles, 5 years ago.I advised my friend to consult the same doctor I went and asked him to opt for the Laser treatment. Again, I stress - LASER TREATMENT...See there are several well known methods to surgically …
"Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you.Yada..yada..yada..... 1) I was born left handed, but my parents insisted for me to go right handed …
The frog is an amphibian in the order Anura (meaning "spine-less tail-less", from Greek an-, without + oura, tail), formerly referred to as Salientia (Latin saltare, to jump). The name frog derives from Old English frogga (compare Old Norse frauki, German Frosch, older Dutch spelling kikvorsch), cognate with Sanskrit plava (frog), probably deriving from …
A friend of mine forwarded the below brilliant article to me which almost made me split my sides laughing. So I'm posting this here to share...****************The objective of Malaysian Exam is to pass people?How do you explain the fact that 87% of the students passed the exams of the Sijil Tinggi Persekolahan Malaysia (STPM) recently, when during your father's time only 10% …
Attempted to rummage and spring clean my closet. Note I use the word ‘attempt’ which basically means the result was obviously NOT that successful. See, I kinda have this habit of not being …
Few days ago, I met up with a good friend of mine whom I knew since college. He had been single for quite some time and had just started dating this girl recently and he wanted to introduc …
My hands are itchy… my heart is itchy…my wallet is itchy... I am very very itchy… but my brain is the only part holding me back from scratching the itch on the other parts of my anatomy…Ev …
No no no no and no, I’m not referring to the 4 letter curse word...tskk…tsskk…The 4 letter word I’m actually referring to is the word ‘DIET’I was at coffee bean few days ago catching up wi …



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