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The title says it all, I finally lost my strip club virginity. Oh yah like what Rod Stewart used to sing “For the first timeeeeeeeee……”. That song was awesome. I just found out from my boss that I am gonna be extending my stay in Bangkok for another week, a total of 2 weeks in ...
Last night, I could barely finish watching the Atletico Madrid vs Liverpool because I was too tired. I feel like an old man who dozes off on the sofa during a football match. And lately my social life is being cut back because everyone is attached now, girlfriend and wife. Well, it got them thinking ...
Some dudes with huge glasses invented the internet like more than ten years ago. And today if you’re looking to combine rage and the internet, the best place to start would be a litt …
My dad has four brothers and two sisters, my dad is the eldest. When my grandparents were still around, all these relatives used to visit us on weekend. I’m usually excited for this kinda meeting, since it is an opportunity for me to sit down together with families, have a great time, share our experiences ...
I was in Form 3 and one day after school, my friend borrowed me one of his most prized possessions.A PLAYBOY magazine.Obtaining a porn magazine was always a problem and it was an adult title that was tantalizingly unavailable to kids like us. So when someone willing to borrow me, I could never take no ...
Hi all, this is Donz.I would just like to share a very beautifully written piece of essay that I have come across at http://quaintly.net . Enjoy!Pagi itu pagi minggu. Cuaca cukup sejuk seh …
As I sit here, writing this shit, I received an email from FaceBook. It says something like this “<BOSS> has added you as friend on FaceBook.” “<BOSS>” refers to the guy who gives me salary every month. This is not good but I don’t really have a choice. You can’t fuxing say NO to a ...
I have been sick since Monday. I got a bad sore throat, fever, flu and best of all - I lost my fuxing voice. No I didn’t go dumb but somehow whenever I try to talk, my throat itches and I’ll just cough. So you see, we have a situation here. A big crisis. Let’s ...
When it comes to lunch, we always struggle with where to go to lunch - the midday break crisis. At least twice a week, my office mates and I stand around with dumb, hungry looks in our eyes and try to figure out where to go for lunch. Our preferences lean towards cheap, tasty and ...
I got pulled over last nite, in a very grand way. The cop used the fat ass loudspeaker to command me to pull over. *Bee Boo Bee Boo* coupled with a sound from the disco light siren, they d …
Old School. Well, my school certainly qualifies as ‘Old School’.That’s where I had some life changing moments too … got to know erimin there, when I was at the age of 7. My parents should’ve sent me to some other school.The school should’ve had a policy against enrolling retards.Anyway, fast forward to 2008.On Deepavali day, ...
Dai kar ho mou? Sek pau mei? Ngo hai ah don (donz).Ngor kin dou erimin kam hoi sam kong fuk kin wah kam ngor dou si ha yong kong tung wah lei blog. Si har jeh, leng mou. Lei dei em ming pa …
Please read this if you don’t know what’s going on here. This is the latest update on the bet.MSN Conversation:=================================================================================Tsiu Weng says:i hope u really saved for my free karaoke buffetTsiu Weng says:like i told you … gonna claim my free meal biatchmarcusteng.com says:*yawn*marcusteng.com …
Thai keh ho boh? Chiak pah ber? Lim peh keh nit try yong Hokkien wueh lai blog, testing nia kuah song boh. Lu lang boh meng pek eh sai meng lim peh, lim peh ban ban kai sek hor lu thiah.Lim peh em si Hokkien lang, lim peh si cantonese, tan si leh lim peh ...
This is a fairly inconsequential post but it’s something that’s been rattling around my brain since yesterday after my yam cha session with my friends. And since it’s a Saturday and nobody reads or writes blogs on Saturdays, I figured now would be the best time to expunge it from my thought banks. Here it ...
I used to have a very very long hair. Don’t believe? Below you see an unclear pictures of what appears to be a handsome male with black and sexy long hair. Keep in mind that these pictures were taken when I was in college and sometimes I like to pull faces just for kicks. So, ...
I don’t quite like the taste of coffee but I need the caffeine it provides me every morning. I guess I’m pretty constantly coked to the gills on caffeine, even on weekends. Since I typically get about 3-4 hours of sleep per night especially on Friday ( I don’t work on Saturday so I chill ...
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