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some sex blogs have been linking my blog to theirs causing a spike in my traffic in the past few weeks.thanks peeps!nothing beats having random people click your link from a really sex driven blog in anticipation for more kinky pics.oh well.. hello to you all who have stumbled on this blog hoping to see a nipple or two.*yawn*my laughter is so dead these days. i sometimes …
I sat down on the plane and suddenly I felt a bulge rub against my left shoulder. I looked to my left and I saw a crotch, a hard-on in ...
I'm on Qassia too! Check out my profile and why not join in too? The more the merrier! For those who don't know what Qassia is:1) This portal is for you to promote yourself and your blog through their directory2) You can get unlimited backlinks from Qassia to your site resulting in more visitorship. Great for those who have ads on your website!3) Make friends with ME! (Ok …
I don’t understand. If prostitution is legal, then why can’t porn be legal? It’s all about sex isn’t it? One is the fucking itself and the other is e pre-fucking. I don’t get why we can’t …
I fell sick sometime last week and went to see e doc..she gave me some antibiotics and somehow it left an itchy btwn my legs..no, not e tights u idiot..e vagina..duh..So i wanted to go back to her but her clinic doesnt open on Sat evenings so I had no choice but to go to another clinic.Now, when it comes to such dainty and private issues, I'd prefer to see a woman. So i …
My colleague doesnt wanna shave her armpit hair! URGH! How liddat??!!I'm so totally disgusted with her. Why are the pple here so weird?Sigh..One of my colleague recently found out the perks of wearing sleeveless tops, and since then, she's never worn anything to cover her armpits.Perks cuz she realised how 'airy' it can be.I'm ok wif pple wearing sleeveless, heck, im …
Awww..that has gotta be the sweetest thing anyone could say to me :)Thanks AJ.
Remember my ex-boss asked me out on V day last mth? I thot it was gonna be a sex date since afterall he's been peeping down my blouse and keeps looking up and down my legs whenever I wear a dress. But nah, he was just asking me out for dinner..just pure dinner. I met up with him earlier this week and *cough cough* he asked me what I saw him as. Whether I think he's cute or …
URGH I am sooooo pissed! I WANT THIS BAG VERY BADLY!!!!! Anyone going to UK? Can help me buy it pls? Pretty pls??? I'll even include so called shipping costs. Just get me the bag pls!! 'jo …
OMG i'm so excited to take part in Advertlet's contest! I seriously hope to win RM88. Any money is always good money!Eh anyone else knows the answers? Here's mine!(Btw click here to understand more or to take part but dun copy my answers! Scully all wrong then u kena also :P hehe)1. Advertlets has a new ad campaign for a new client that will run in multiple countries. Guess …
I've been wanting to update for like e longest of time but have had so much on my plate in the recent weeks that I just can't bring myself to blog.So many things have been clouding my head and I sometimes wonder why I cant just stop and breathe.Have i mentioned that I havent been seeing anyone recently either? Cliche as this is gonna sound..but i really can't find e time.It's …
If you thot I closed this blog down hence my disappearance, then well..you kinda got it right. It's been over 2 weeks since I last blogged and I pretty much stopped blogging cuz I got tired and decided to close it.I was supposed to pen down a goodbye note but work kept me too busy to even pee what more log on and blog.My life is so sad huh. Quit my old job and this sucks even …
So im late in updating about my Vday celebration..afterall I just got back from my date earlier on. Nothing to rave about, total waste of time. No, it isn't about the food, ambience, flowers or whatever shit. The problem was that my date was so boring that I shd have just had dinner with the waiters instead. *rolls eyes*Thank goodness he doesnt know I have a blog. LOLOn …
It felt so good..it's been such a long time since I chatted with someone for such a long time online. And what felt really good was that the conversation was ...
Sleeping ard is so fun when you're not involved with people who know you. Last week, I woke up to a very weird looking room.I turned ard to look for ...
Did Nuffnang crash? I read on at least 2 people's blog that Nuffnang crashed today and they received an email about it. Hmmph. I didn't receive any email about it.Has Nuffnang forgotten about me?I mean yea, they don't give me ads anymore. But now..they don't even bother to email me to let me know they crashed?I'm THAT insignificant to them?I tried checking the Nuffnang …
Nuffnang ain’t the only one with an exclusive programme for its bloggers. I just realized today that Advertlets has come up with their own exclusive programme too!!! Only difference? Adver …
Can someone pls explain to me why McDonalds chooses to increase the price of their $2 meal at such a time when pple actually do need their cheap meals?So what if it's premium brewed coffee?When everyone is decreasing their prices, they have chosen to increase it?I don't get it..Someone pls explain..
I'm so thankful there's Krispy Kreme here! Sometimes one needs more than just sex to keep awake and happy. I sooo love these yummy donuts!!Why doesn't anyone open Krispy Kreme's in Singapore?Dammit..sigh..Oh well..
Ooh a Malaysian minister has been involved in a sex video. Wow porn. How exciting! Actually no it isnt. Why wud anyone be excited over an old man having sex? ...



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