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I thot of something funny abt the recent Singapore Zoo drama..In the future when kids go on an excursion in the zoo, I wouldn't be surprised if this happens.Teacher: Students, what do crocodiles eat?Students: Teacher, crocodiles eat mostly fish.Teacher: Good. Students, what do zebras eat?Students: Teacher teacher, zebras eat grass.Teacher: Very good. Now students, what do …
It felt so good..it's been such a long time since I chatted with someone for such a long time online. And what felt really good was that the conversation was ...
Have u watched Sense of Home tt airs every Sun 10pm?It's pathetic..really pathetic.Mediacorp obviously has too much money. I see no reason for such a production.Tsk tsk..I thot it wud be one of those movies abt convincing singaporeans NOT to migrate or perhaps to encourage them to work overseas..end up, i get pathetic half past 6 production with Rui en acting in …
Oh my, has it been almost 2 mths?Gee..sorry..didn't realise I haven't blogged in sucha long time.Heck, I didn't even check my emails till minutes ago and whoa..so many of u emailed to ask why e lack of updates!HAHAHA..Ok sorry my bad..I've been too lazy and really busy with work..Ok I lied..Truth is..........I have really long nails now and I had them manicured with cute lil …
It's funny how after so many years, you manage to suddenly jump back into my life and make me wake up with a wet patch btwn my legs.I don't even know how this dream even evolved.One moment i'm dreaming that i'm having dinner with my parents and another moment i see myself running into an empty house.I step into the house and on e 2nd floor i hear you moaning. Even louder was …
Girl A: Wah you urine so noisy!Girl B: Yah what! You mean you urine no noise meh?Girl A: No. Mine very quiet. Eee your down there spoil liao.*loud laughter*Girl C: ...
Damn, it's 12.24am and i'm terribly horny.I've scrolled thru my hp namelist and no one whos desirable enough is free tonight.:(I need a fuck badly. And no, i've yet to buy another dildo!What a day..Sigh...
My Battery-Operated-Boyfriend aka BOB aka Vibrator died on me today. I am soo sad! How am I possibly gonna go thru all those long lonely nights? Who else is gonna ...
It's been close to a mth since I last blogged i think. It honestly didn't feel that long. I've just been so busy with work tt honestly I contemplated closing e blog for good.These days having a blog (or 2) seems to be more of a pain than a joy.So many things have happened but so little time to pen it down.I told myself repeatedly to blog, only to leave it hanging.It's almost …
Oh my, never knew that Dawn Yang sounded so erm ungirly? I somehow always had e impression tt she sounded very girlish and gentle but when i watched e Stomp ...
My colleague doesnt wanna shave her armpit hair! URGH! How liddat??!!I'm so totally disgusted with her. Why are the pple here so weird?Sigh..One of my colleague recently found out the perks of wearing sleeveless tops, and since then, she's never worn anything to cover her armpits.Perks cuz she realised how 'airy' it can be.I'm ok wif pple wearing sleeveless, heck, im …
Sleeping ard is so fun when you're not involved with people who know you. Last week, I woke up to a very weird looking room.I turned ard to look for ...
I sometimes get a shock at how pathetic Singaporeans still are. Ok what's new right.This evening I met with a colleague from another department and he was telling me how stressed up he was cuz of e workload. So i questioned how come there's no new headcount coming in. To my surprise, he said e issue wasnt with e headcount, rather, his boss' unwillingness to hire e people …
some sex blogs have been linking my blog to theirs causing a spike in my traffic in the past few weeks.thanks peeps!nothing beats having random people click your link from a really sex driven blog in anticipation for more kinky pics.oh well.. hello to you all who have stumbled on this blog hoping to see a nipple or two.*yawn*my laughter is so dead these days. i sometimes …
WTF?! HAHAHA the things people say sometimes. Check this out:Q: My boyfriend has very strong sperm and when he ejaculates, it hurts. It also has a very strong smell. What could this be and how do we fix it? A: The sperm should not hurt you when your boyfriend ejaculates. Even the semen, which is the fluid …
I get tons of emails everyday even tho I hardly read them. Most of them are spam and e rest though are from my readers, don't get pass the clicks cuz theyre usually too boring (read: hi, i like your blog)I know you like my blog tts why you emailed me, why else would u wanna email me rite?Ok maybe not.I just realised tt i hardly ever get hate mail.*laughs*I know i'm sadistic. …
Have u sometimes looked around you and suddenly realised u have nobody u can confide in? You look at your best friends and somehow you just dont feel comfortable talking to them about some stuff?I've been left muted these few days. People have asked me why i'm so quiet considering i'm an extremely chatty person. I make small talk only to make it look like there's nothing …
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