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Yes, that's the main Gutteruncensored website to visit if you're trying to access the Blogspot one but got blocked. Funnily, I never realised that there was a blogspot blog. All e while i've been accessing it on this website. Only today did I realise that it routes it.Oh well, go visit it. I love the blog. It's one of those blog that i MUST read everyday to get all e …
So apparently our dear famous Dawn Yang has a sex blog with tons of slutty kinky pics of her. The kind tt is supposed to make u horny and wanna ...
WTF?! HAHAHA the things people say sometimes. Check this out:Q: My boyfriend has very strong sperm and when he ejaculates, it hurts. It also has a very strong smell. What could this be and how do we fix it? A: The sperm should not hurt you when your boyfriend ejaculates. Even the semen, which is the fluid …
Remember my ex-boss asked me out on V day last mth? I thot it was gonna be a sex date since afterall he's been peeping down my blouse and keeps ...
Oh my, never knew that Dawn Yang sounded so erm ungirly? I somehow always had e impression tt she sounded very girlish and gentle but when i watched e Stomp ...
My Battery-Operated-Boyfriend aka BOB aka Vibrator died on me today. I am soo sad! How am I possibly gonna go thru all those long lonely nights? Who else is gonna ...
I get tons of emails everyday even tho I hardly read them. Most of them are spam and e rest though are from my readers, don't get pass the clicks cuz theyre usually too boring (read: hi, i like your blog)I know you like my blog tts why you emailed me, why else would u wanna email me rite?Ok maybe not.I just realised tt i hardly ever get hate mail.*laughs*I know i'm sadistic. …
I know this is dangerously silly but I couldnt help but make a homemade porn video this afternoon. My fuck buddy (this ex of mine) commented how bright it was today and that his room had nice natural light for filming.I guess having thoughts on it for some time now made me feel courageous to do it. hah, ok courageous ain't exactly the right word..but yea ya know what I …
It's funny how after so many years, you manage to suddenly jump back into my life and make me wake up with a wet patch btwn my legs.I don't even know how this dream even evolved.One moment i'm dreaming that i'm having dinner with my parents and another moment i see myself running into an empty house.I step into the house and on e 2nd floor i hear you moaning. Even louder was …
I've got a crush on e new guy at work!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHHe's got this sexy mysterious thingy abt him..I dunno if it's his eyes or his sexy goatee..OMG someone pls just rip my clothes off..i get totally horny for men with sexy goatees..it just makes them look so manly and fuckable..But, I dont like those pubic hair looking ones ok..Some of u guys sent me pics of urself and …
There was this sexy girl at church right now and i know im supposed to be all holy but i really couldnt help noticing her.No, i wasn't checking her out. ...
OMG I've finally watched e sex video! and HAHAHA e fellar has one helluva huge long cock! And he moans too! Wah im impressed! I take back what I said about why wud anyone wanna watch a 60yr old man fuck.LOLSerious man..thanks to TLK72 for emailing me the video. Thanks sweetie :)Ya so back to the video.This has gotta be e kinkiest video so far in Msian history.Heck, who cares …
I don't understand..so there's this guy I was so totally madly in love with before...(and there wasn't even any sex involved! *gasp*) and recently i was checking his facebook out and i noticed tt all his female friends are like so obsessively into him..Like what e fuck?I kept looking at his pics and still insist tt he aint a looker..heck, he has an ugly face lah..but tts …
Girl A: Wah you urine so noisy!Girl B: Yah what! You mean you urine no noise meh?Girl A: No. Mine very quiet. Eee your down there spoil liao.*loud laughter*Girl C: ...
Is there black magic involved in the JI terrorist's escape?The JI terrorist has been on the run for some 24 hours now and our beloved poolicemen have yet to catch ...
I was about to fuck this guy who picked me up at the club last week but I got turned off just before all the action happened. I was in ...
Lest you think I was dating someone, don't worry, I wasn't. I know how paranoid and over-protective some of you are for me. Haha.. And I truly appreciate how some of you bother to care for me despite the lack of real life correspondences.But really, thanks so much for those of you who emailed me asking what happened and sending your hugs etc. You readers are really my loyal …
I got a shock when I received an email from an 18 year old boy this evening asking me upfront for sex, sex and more sex. For a start, I didn’t think he was 18 till I checked out his Friend …
Dear Hwei Yen,This evening when I attended your wake and saw you sleeping so gracefully in the coffin, I couldn't help but cry. In fact I couldn't control my tears the moment I stepped into the tentage and saw pictures of you and your hubby Michael Puhaindran at the table by the entrance. It didn't help that there were beautiful images of you being played on the big screen.I …
Is there black magic involved in the JI terrorist's escape? The JI terrorist has been on the run for some 24 hours now and our beloved poolicemen have yet to catch him. Interesting since e fellar at large is actually limping. So much for SPF's recent advertisement showing a policeman running to catch a thief. Apparently our policemen not tt quick huh? Or are they insinuating …


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