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Channel News Asia reported today that tropical Singapore was hit by hailstones yesterday! This peculiar phenomenon occurred between 3.15-3.45pm local time.The report states that the hailstones were the size of 5 cent coins and were seen mainly in Bishan, Toa Payoh and Ang Mo Kio.Rosie Hoe, a witness to the hailstones in Bishan, said: “We ...
Now that I’ve seen Edickson and his harem, I have realised that I have subconsciously ranked them in order, as per Ladder Theory.I won’t reveal my order but it should be the same as most guys’.Bobo is a clown’s name. It is not s girl’s name. No way in hell can I imagine screaming out ...
“Glasses equals plastic surgery,” said Nando. The girl really looked like a different person without the aid of spectacles.“Only if it were so big it covered her whole dog face,” Kenny contended.Nando, clearly enamoured by the four-eyed beauty, refused to budge. He knew he was right. Suddenly, a look of realisation formed on the previously ...
Golf is a sport in which a player, using several types of clubs, hits a ball into each hole on a golf course in the lowest possible number of strokes. It is one of the few ball games that does not use a standardised playing area; rather, the game is played on golf “courses”, each ...
I find it weird and difficult to review certain sites sometimes.Tell me, with words like blog sexe, blog adulte and blog de sexe, what do you understand from it?(It isn’t English, it’s French, in case you’re wondering.)After clicking on the link and entering the site, I guess it’s quite clear -It’s a French blog that ...
Do you have a mobile phone?I’m sure most of you out there do. Technology has really made communications much easier especially with the use of mobile phones.Now let me ask you, have you heard of “Mobile Marketing”?Mobile Marketing can refer to one of two categories of marketing.First, and relatively new, is meant to describe marketing ...
30th January 2008. Wednesday. Sunny. Singapore Slingers Game.Sab told me the game was starting at seven. I got there at seven. She arrived at 7.30. The game started at 7.30. She says it’s because I’m always late and she has to do it this way because of that. Thank God I had my Cosmo with ...
I was just talking to Sab about Nirvana the other day and how the band has been the inspiration of much of the junk that is passed off as rock today. Back when I was little, I used to have a walkman and used to buy casette tapes to play with my Aiwa walkman. I ...
With Valentine’s Day just around the corner, the pressure is on, yet again, for those with a partner. Especially for those couples who still have a semblance of a sex life, the right gift is pretty important. Finding a gift that impresses, in my opinion, is not difficult if a sufficient budget is available. But ...
All kinds of schools are starting to pop up in the sunny island of Singapore. *Very sunny in fact. Everyday when I go for lunch, I step out from the shade provided by my office building and into the sun and I swear, I swear, I hear a sizzling sound. When I was little, I ...
Have you heard?Zenni Optical was on FOX news!The video basically shows consumer reporter, Melissa Painter, as she looks into whether ZENNI’s products are a “Deal or a Dud”.As claimed - this online prescription eyeglasses website claims you can get “Incredible Stylish New Frames From Zenni” allowing you see to see 20-20 for about $20!As stated ...
Now that the editor of my neighbouring magazine has left the company, I’ve been roped in to help out that publication in addition to my own. I’ve heard horror stories about that one and have seen it myself. The clients are really demanding and many of them don’t bother with tact. At all. In my ...
I wish I was 12 years old again. Back when Blackburn were giants by virtue of Jack Walker’s (RIP) greens and had the most feared strike force in Shearer and Sutton (SAS they called it). I liked them. I think I still can name most of the team. Let’s see… Tim Flowers, (the unpassable) Colin ...
Glamour recently conducted a survey on sex and love and compiled a list of the top 10 orgasmic positions for women. Here are the results:Ten: SpooningThis is with the girl lying sideways and the guy contouring his body to his partner’s from behind her.Nine: Modern MissionaryThis is with the girl on top but lying down ...
Ever since I watched Edison Chen on MTV’s ‘Whatever Things‘, I’ve not thought much of him. Pretending to be black, gesturing gangsta style, an adopting an oh-so-cool attitude, he was like an Asian Justin Timberlake, except that JT is actually cool.Of course, I might be saying this with an inkling of envy. He is a ...
Girls like diamonds. A lot. I first learnt this when my dad got my mom some diamond earrings. She was happy then and also when my dad got her the exact same pair when she proceeded to lose the first one. Lovely.Of course, I don’t have the spending ability that my dad has. So I’m ...
A mainstay in any lifestyle magazine is the horoscope section. I don’t really know why this is. I mean, most of them provide ambiguous predictions like ‘money and finances dominate for most of August’. Duh-uh! Money dominates for most of January up to December. August just happens to fall in between.I figure that it shouldn’t ...
Remember my friend Bean, the Facebook ‘poker’ and ‘flirter’? Well, turns out things went really rosy for him on Valentine’s Day. Here’s what happened:Bean, who has never spent Valentine’s Day alone (apart from 2004’s when he was in between relationships), was determined that this year’s wouldn’t be spent alone as …
Boobs, jugs, headlights, tits, melons, busts, knockers, bosom, they all mean the same thing - breasts. Most commonly found on a woman’s body, breasts are considered a vital part of the female anatomy, especially to the opposite gender.A study conducted by an online research site found that breasts are the number one female body part ...
I was talking to my colleague over lunch today and he was lamenting how he was stuck in the job. I asked him why he couldn’t just leave since he mentioned that he had dreams of starting his own business. He cited a lack of funds and confidence.Well, maybe he can fix one of those ...



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