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The one abt Gold Digger Besides an asylum, the other place where you get to see tons of lunatics is on the public Bus. In Daz's opinion, God invented public transport for the sole purpose of providing us endless entertainment and amusement.On one of the …
Who says Psychologists dont have any sense of humor?There are several errononous belief that Psychologists just tend to sit around and conjure up boring and torturous experiments of mass destruction that stretch and explore the boundaries of the human mind. Or they love to sit around in circles arguing on the best statistical methods and hypothesised about …
The Irishman in the Phone Booth..Daz generally adores Irishmen. In the event that some readers misconstrue Daz as a Batty Boy, then Daz shld add on that he adores Irishwomen too. To the credit of the Irish, they gave us Guiness stout, Leprechauns, Guilver's travels and bands such as the Cranberries, Boyzone and U2. Which brings us to the story. There is …
The One about Edison Chen and Irony...Irony can be loosely define as an expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning. To give another simpler example: Daz: "F**K! they are not going to show reruns of the tellytubbies despite my incesstant written requests to the broadcasting stations."Saying an explicit word …
Why No One wld ever asked me to be their Wedding Emcee again...In the span of 15 mins, I made 2 boos boos that effectively killed off any dreams I harboured of having a second career as a Wedding Host. Case #1- During the 2nd bridal march in, I was exclaiming with great gusto "Ladies & Gentlemen, Boys and Girls... Lets put our hands together again and welcome Mr …
Why No One wld ever ask me to be their Wedding Emcee again...In the span of 15 mins, I made 2 boos boos that effectively killed off any dreams I harboured of having a second career as a Wedding Host. Case #1- During the 2nd bridal march in, I was exclaiming with great gusto "Ladies & Gentlemen, Boys and Girls... Lets put our hands together again and welcome Mr …
The Longest Wait...Recently, I have broken a new record. I am talking abt the record for the "longest wait". Though I received some form of training from my gal pals; such as waiting for them whenever they go to the ladies, waiting for them in the changing room, waiting for them while they make up their mind on which desert to order. But alas, all these cldn’t …
Grandpa's Watch...This morn just before heading off for work, Grandpa, seated in his beloved rocking chair, asked me to come over to him. I went over and Grandpa gingerly placed his watch in my hands and told me to take his watch. I refused to take the watch and pushed it back towards his old wrinkled hands. Grandpa said: "Whats the point of me …
The "Big White Building"... My heart skipped a beat when I saw the big white building... The same white building I saw as a little kiddo on a school excursion to Fort Canning Park. All the memories came flooding back. I remembered being awed at the sight of this bld when I was a kid, and I …
The Idiot's guide to writing an Aussie Wedding Speech...Daz has reached the depressing stage of his life where he sees his friends and practically everyone around him getting hitched like hitch-hikers. Wedding dinners became a pricey affair since Daz upgraded from a little kiddo to a “full-paying” guest. Mind you, for the price of $120-$180 for an average red …
Back In Aus...The past 3 mths of Summer break passed so quickly that before Daz knows it, he's back in e land of Wombats and Koalas again...Coming back here is such a surreal experience, old frens tat used to be here are no longer here and deleting their nos from the mobile phone makes it an even more depressing episode...Its towards the end of summer, but …
I'm not ashamed that I can't take a breath without saying your namewithout u ard, things just aint the samethat I can't stop thinking of u with every passing minIts like my heart is pricked by little …
The reason why swimming is such a bore now...The Google Box was broadcasting live telecast of the Sea Games swimming finals and the patriotic me decided to just catch it and do my little own cheer for the national swimming team...It was a mistake bcos gone are the good old days when the female swimmers wld wear something like …
The one about Barbie at Proff's House...Proff Lewandowsky invited the gang from Cognition Psych Lab over to his place in Joondalup, which is like half an hr drive from Perth City.Joondalup is like a mini town away from civilisation. Quiet, rural with its distinct charms yet not really isolated till the point where one can see tumbleweed blowing across deserted barns and …
Twenty Old Nine...The last day of the yr was spend at Uncle Frankie's place... its kinda weird to call him Uncle Frankie simply bcos all along, Uncle Frankie is called 3rd Uncle by me. Amongst all the cousins, only my bro and myself called the uncles and aunts by their pecking order in the family... Most of the Clan was there and its wonderful catching up and …
The one abt the Secret Garden...Living in a house with a garden meant that u have to inevitably share the house with the insect citizens living in the garden. Esp when they decided to take a holiday from their home and embark on a pilgrimage once in awhile, more so during the rainy season. Daz is perfectly fine with that, however judging by the hefty rent that Daz is …
The reason why we are still poor folks...The other day, a crack appeared on the toilet ceiling where the water heater is located. Water started dripping down from the crack.Since it was a Sunday and most plumbers are (i) either not working, or (ii) will charge a princely sum equivalent to the GDP of a 3rd world country just to come down and fix it, we …
The one abt being an uncle...Daz was happily walking in the mall when a little gal hopping happily infront of Daz decided to block the passageway by standing there with her arms stretched out. Normally, Daz wld have given e brat a kick in the arse or a pinch on the cheeks, but as the Mother was ard the vicinity (and one knows how ferocious a Mum can be when her kids are …
Budship... Thank you for sitting there and listening to my crap...Thank you for being my pillow when I am down and weary...Thank you for helping me to find my way esp when I am kinda lost in the shadows right now...Thank you for the words... the very …
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