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The one abt Gold Digger Besides an asylum, the other place where you get to see tons of lunatics is on the public Bus. In Daz's opinion, God invented public transport for the sole purpose of providing us endless entertainment and amusement.On one of the …
Who says Psychologists dont have any sense of humor?There are several errononous belief that Psychologists just tend to sit around and conjure up boring and torturous experiments of mass destruction that stretch and explore the boundaries of the human mind. Or they love to sit around in circles arguing on the best statistical methods and hypothesised about …
The Irishman in the Phone Booth..Daz generally adores Irishmen. In the event that some readers misconstrue Daz as a Batty Boy, then Daz shld add on that he adores Irishwomen too. To the credit of the Irish, they gave us Guiness stout, Leprechauns, Guilver's travels and bands such as the Cranberries, Boyzone and U2. Which brings us to the story. There is …
The One about Edison Chen and Irony...Irony can be loosely define as an expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning. To give another simpler example: Daz: "F**K! they are not going to show reruns of the tellytubbies despite my incesstant written requests to the broadcasting stations."Saying an explicit word …
Why No One wld ever asked me to be their Wedding Emcee again...In the span of 15 mins, I made 2 boos boos that effectively killed off any dreams I harboured of having a second career as a Wedding Host. Case #1- During the 2nd bridal march in, I was exclaiming with great gusto "Ladies & Gentlemen, Boys and Girls... Lets put our hands together again and welcome Mr …
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Grandpa's Watch...This morn just before heading off for work, Grandpa, seated in his beloved rocking chair, asked me to come over to him. I went over and Grandpa gingerly placed his watch in my hands and told me to take his watch. I refused to take the watch and pushed it back towards his old wrinkled hands. Grandpa said: "Whats the point of me …
The "Big White Building"... My heart skipped a beat when I saw the big white building... The same white building I saw as a little kiddo on a school excursion to Fort Canning Park. All the memories came flooding back. I remembered being awed at the sight of this bld when I was a kid, and I …
The Longest Wait...Recently, I have broken a new record. I am talking abt the record for the "longest wait". Though I received some form of training from my gal pals; such as waiting for them whenever they go to the ladies, waiting for them in the changing room, waiting for them while they make up their mind on which desert to order. But alas, all these cldn’t …
Why No One wld ever asked me to be their Wedding Emcee again...In the span of 15 mins, I made 2 boos boos that effectively killed off any dreams I harboured of having a second career as a Wedding Host. Case #1- During the 2nd bridal march in, I was exclaiming with great gusto "Ladies & Gentlemen, Boys and Girls... Lets put our hands together again and welcome Mr …
Why No One wld ever ask me to be their Wedding Emcee again...In the span of 15 mins, I made 2 boos boos that effectively killed off any dreams I harboured of having a second career as a Wedding Host. Case #1- During the 2nd bridal march in, I was exclaiming with great gusto "Ladies & Gentlemen, Boys and Girls... Lets put our hands together again and welcome Mr …
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