"Remember our faces when you vote, and you'll get a chance to win a free 54" Smart TV!" -- Nyo今天天气多云... Today's Mostly Cloudy

"So it's either I'm staying in the wrong ward, or I voted for the wrong party?" -- Nyo今天天气多云... Today's Mostly Cloudy

"Remember not to wear your Lorex watch when you go visit the people!" -- Nyo今天天气多云... Today's Mostly Cloudy

"Now that the first guy is caught with his maid carrying his field pack, the army is definitely going on witch hunt, and I have to keep my maid's mouth shut!" -- Nyo今天天气多云... Today's Mostl …

Oh yes Mr Brown, I will vote for you on that piece of serial-numbered paper, on your blog and even dial a 1900 number and pay $50 to vote for you... Even though you cannot make the 5-rooms HDB flat in Queenstown cheaper and I will never have enough money to upgrade. Even though you cannot ask the private clinics to charge cheaper and I still have to wait long long in the …

Oh yes Mr MP-wannabe, I will go to the very ATAS ION to buy a very expensive Mont Blanc pen specially to put a tick on your box... If you free Merlion from its misery. The Merlion belongs to the people of Singapore, regardless of race, language and religion, or the number of fifty dollar notes in our wallets, and it should be free to stand by the sea while we take pictures …

Oh yes Mr MP-wannabe, I will vote for you with all my hands my legs and my little pink heart... If the moment you become a Minister, you volunteer to donate out all your salary to LTA so that they can remove the ERP system and still make profit. If you strap off motor insurance and put all those motor insurance companies to bankruptcy. Don't worry, if we lang-ga, we can …

Long long time ago, I used to have a little black box that let me escape from the repeats of repeats on the free-to-air channels and get to watch what the rest of the world watches - fresh new TV programs. Then one not-so-fine day, the cable operator announced a new digital box which was supposed to do exactly the same thing as the little black analog box, but in digital. …

AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is NOT my diary. This is just a fictional story of an useless little manager working in a large local organisation. If you work in a large local organisation and find this figure looking suspiciously like your manager, it is only because these useless managers breed freely in large local organisations and the only way to stop them is to remove their stable …

AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is NOT my diary. This is just a fictional story of an useless little manager working in a large local organisation. If you work in a large local organisation and find this figure looking suspiciously like your manager, it is only because these useless managers breed freely in large local organisations and the only way to stop them is to remove their stable …