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The innocent nice girl is often the horniest and most un-innocent. Many women do not marry for love. Women would rather share a successful man than be attached to a faithful loser. Most divorces end up with the man cherishing the woman but the woman detesting the man. Many women consider your looks, your career and what you can offer them before your integrity and character.
The real difference between men and women is that women buy impractical shoes, and then they expect sympathy when they can't walk in them and their feet hurt.
Having been a nurse for some time now, it pisses me no end whenever a patient's relative request the doctors and the nurses not to disclose the patient's diagnosis to him/her.I mean, who gave these buggers the right to do that? Imagine you are the patient. Do you want your sons and daughters to say that to your doctors and decide on your treatment on your behalf? Just because …
From the UK's Daily Telegraph, a teenager found a baby bat in her bra while at work.If I were the bat, I would be very snug too. I wonder if the bat was 'vibrating' because ...
She: Do guys usually kiss on the first date?Me: No. I do that on the third date.She: I see.Me: But I fuck on the second.She: ...Me: *Guffaws*****I have bounced back from my depression. Hormone and dopamine levels seem to be back to normal. The upswing in mood came about after I made some plans to travel in May. More details later.I also realised my greatest strength is the …
Following my recent thoughts about what I should do after I've moved, I met a stranger online who did a reading of me based on my 'eight characters' (essentially the date and time of my birth).The parts on my character and things that have happened were remarkably accurate; I would say close to 85% accuracy. Some predictions about the future remain to be seen, especially the …
Me: I might be leaving soon, probably this Sunday (half in jest).She: So fast? But I'll miss you!If she had said that 6 months ago, things could have been very much different. But life - or rather, women - has a way of playing around with you like that.I just gave her a quick prep for the test. I don't think she took in 50% of it. Heck, I don't think she'll take the test …
It is oft said by women that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, proving to the world just how little women know about men. We can always go out to eat. But if a woman wants to make an impression that we'll never forget, even when we're eighty and on our deathbed and thinking about the two moments that make life worth living, all she has to do is give us the most …
After more than 120 daily emails, it is over. But not in the way I imagined it to be: at the airport, in a tight embrace, oblivious to all that is around us.Instead, it ended in tears due …
During sex, the average man lasts 5 minutes before ejaculating.And because I know facts like these I've been called childish. Whatever.You either accept me for who I am and come along for the ride, or you are free to get off at any stop and walk home alone.
On the recommendation of a colleague, I visited this ice cream store nearby called Marble Slab. It has an interesting concept in that first you choose your ice cream, then you choose the 'toppings' to be squished into the ice cream. There are numerous toppings to choose from: M&Ms, chocolate rice, raisins, walnuts, marshmellows, etc. You can choose your cones too. Or …
As said by Yvaine:My heart... It feels like my chest can barely contain it. Like it's trying to escape because it doesn't belong to me any more. It belongs to you. And if you wanted it, I'd wish for nothing in exchange. No gifts. No goods. No demonstrations of devotion. Nothing but knowing you loved me too. Just your heart, in exchange for mine.Love should be so simple. Just …
The largest city in New Zealand is a rather flat piece of land, sandwiched between two harbours and punctuated by random volcanic cones.It has 1.4 million inhabitants (more than the whole population of the South Island), consisting mostly of Asians and Polynesians. In fact, if you walk down the main shopping street in the city - Queen St - you'd probably think that you're in …
After much to-ing and fro-ing and waiting, I have finally received the positive migration skills assessment letter.Just have to get my documents certified, complete another set of application forms (40+ pages), and then sent them off.
I am now registered with the Nurses Board of ---.Technically, I can work there as a nurse now. Question is: Do I do it now, or do I wait till I have the PR visa (which could be sometime later this year)?
I've been to Chengdu twice, but they were stopovers en route to Tibet and the Silk Road. I thought I'll be able to see more of the city this time, but how wrong I was. Even the guy at the airport check-in counter gave a wry smile when he saw that I arrived on 11 May."I hope you weren't too frightened," he said. "Hai hao la," I replied. Little did he know that I've looked at …
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