chubbyzebra 
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Jamie
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Lived in Malaysia and Singapore, working in Perth.
Loves rugby, stalks dogs in the park, and is terrified of needles.
Enjoys stuffing her face and wearing pyjama pants.
July 18, 2008
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"I'm sorry, can you take me through that again? You want to wear a Carebear costume and do what to your wife?"
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I twist until it seems that either the lid or my wrist must give way. My wrist loses and suffers a mild sprain to add to the indignity.
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Even my rescuer looked to be putting so much effort into controlling himself that a few of his ribs must have slipped their moorings.
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I am armed with an open swiss army knife, ready to stab it if it manages to chew its way out through layers of cardboard and tape.
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Whoosh! I speed along the bike path. It’s early in the morning but there are already pedestrians blocking the path ahead. I bully old ladies out of my way and charge down dogs straying int …
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Sad. Sad sad sad, saddity saddity sad. My dog has just passed away. I’d said my goodbyes when I was home earlier this year. She was old and I thought that I might not see her again. So I g …
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I buy a road bike. Badger is doubtful. “Are you sure?” he asks. “I know it’s second-hand, but it’s still a lot of money.” “It would be a lot more money if I bought it new. Think of how muc …
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It has arrived! I am so very, very excited. So eager to try on my new outfit that I don’t stop to fiddle with the “Open here” flap, and instead rip the packaging apart with a Hulk-like roar. It is perfect! I don my new clothes, then call Badger in to admire me. He stops ...
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Because I’m too busy watching Masterchef working hard to write proper posts, here’s someone who’s better at it. 6000Times. I recommend having a wee before reading such gems: I had visited my regular Dim Sum over fifty times before the owner would even give me a porite herro. The day that smug young Chi-nee caught ...
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