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Somewhere out there, I know there’s a teeny little bunch of people who enjoyed reading my blog tremendously.And I think I owe them an apology for the lack of updates. I find it ironic, my dad just asked me to ‘keep blogging’ several days ago. I guess he sensed the sudden halt of entries?But that’s ...Related posts:Indifference Is… Leaving for HK …
Today I asked the bf whether he would feel that something went wrong if I abandoned my love for colorful and vibrant clothing with lots and lots of prints and detail, and wear dull and boring tones. After considering deeply, he nodded vigorously.I smiled at his response.Right now, I’m painting my nails in a crazy ...Related posts:Ma, Papaya = Boob Growth? Authentic …
Your call is important to us. You will be served shortly.Like, if my call is so goddamn important, serve me right now already okay?!Now I know why I seldom update. I am always dissatisfied with my blog post attempts, because they’re usually meaningless, crisp and concise one-liners that I divert to Facebook instead.Sei loh this ...Related posts:‘Mata 217; …
Oh no, yet another 9 to 5 week! *Moans* And my bro smacked me. LOL.I just came back from a weekend getaway with Akonana and family. Still can feel the lingering effects of salty sea water on mai face because I noticed that the salt content dried up mah pimples.This is the exact view that ...Related posts:What’s the /b/ version of a Sunday?! lol… A little bit about … 
Can someone explain this shit? LOL.Related posts:at a a loss…Related posts:at a a loss…
I feel obliged to say something even though I am suffering from a terrible bout of writer’s block.My office was broken into last Saturday. I received the call from my sister-in-law when I was in the cinema drooling over my favourite vampire. Much to my dismay, I was eager to glue my eyes on the ...Related posts:Tenaga Nasional Berhad, Fuck You. Anak-Anak Bangsa, Harapan …
Last weekend I went into a camera store, not to buy something but to satisfy my curiosity over the Olympus Pen EP1. Warao Micro Four Third wor, sure wanna see see touch touch look look lah … 
It’s been a while since I’ve talked about my skin condition.Basically I have some sorta taboo thing going on. For example, if I were to rave about the fantastic weather on a nice day, BOOM it’ll rain cats and dogs. FML so I’ve grown used to the silent treatment whenever I have the urge to ...Related posts:The world has changed… And so has … 
I can’t bear to have my hands unwashed after a round of gym. Ya know, sharing gym equipment coated with 101 fellas sweat, beh tahan sial lah.Then hor, I went to the club toilet to wash my hands. To my dismay, the toilet door was closed. Public toilet how can close like that wan?! I ...Related posts:Balls and Boobies.Yo, Dudes.What, You’re Practicing Hygiene Just … 
I think Sekinchan has the most beautiful Chinese name ever.适耕庄 - literally means it’s a Land Suitable for Farming…Ah the simplistic beauty of Chinese words. :)So I went to the … 
What’s wrong with girls nowadays? Head over heels with pricks that look like utter sissies? Those Korean guys hired to be ambassadors for Korean skincare brands? OMG beh tahan sial. Long flowing hair and dreamy pose pl0x. PUI.I, on the other hand, prefer real, tough men.Seeeee my taste in men reflects even on my camera ...Related posts:Different Beauty, Different …
My driving licence expired during my excursion in India. Since coming back, I have been rendered useless in the clutches of Malaysia’s dysfunctional transportation system, plus the e …
While I was admiring this sample picture taken by my next potential camera, the Panasonic Lumix LX3, dad walked over to see what I was up to.Courtesy of DPReview Lumix LX3 GalleryMe: Look at the whole feel of the picture!Dad: *Scoff* My Sony camera can do better.Me: *Points at the amazing bokeh* For a compact ...Related posts:Chaborkia’s Bad Luck With … 
Hi guys! Do you miss me? I hope so.Because, I miss you, not. Blek. Jk jk. As per my blog title…No, I haven’t lost it. I really just prefer not using the laptop for prolonged periods of time.You see, I take a long time to think through my entries, and don’t write crap for the ...Related posts:Discovered: Bourjois and Max Factor in India by the Malaysian … 
Gosh I’ve been sitting here trying to whip up something witty to write but failed. I guess my English deteriorated without the constant dose of blogging. Or lack of idea thereof. :(I think it’s time to move my butt and start blogging before I start to t4lk l1k3 th1s due to sheer NBTDness.What have I ...Related posts:Hastala Vista, Baby.Oh My God.Weekend Getaway - …
TL;DR post in a nutshell:If you’re traveling to India and need some information, you ought to read this.If you’re in for some LOL, you ought to read this.If you’re in love with the Chaborkia, you seriously must read this.I need to document this trip before it’s all lost in memory!I left India on the 22nd ...Related posts:The Chaborkia Goes To …
Haro guys! I’ve enjoyed myself staying away from the computer, what about you? It’s always good to be off the net once a while.A few days after landing in KL, I headed to the bf’s hometown with his family for a *very* short getaway. Akonana’s family practically dropped by the sleepy town just to have ...Related posts:The difference between the two …
In the middle of a random MSN conversation with Akonana,Me: Wah that girl damn hang fuk loh, she married a gold fish. Got big mansion to live in tiny little Singapore.Bf: Gold fish means hang fuk oh? But I’m just a fei zhao yu wor…I lol’d hard. If that wasn’t enough, he proceeded:Actually I think ...Related posts:CNY Reunion Dinner 2009: My Hoi Sam Ate …
Someone please stop me!I hate it when my hair is half long not short. It’s at the point where it has past the short border, but not long enough to be categorized as long. My hair is at it’s ugliest when it’s this length. Grrrrrrr.Middle parting wtf.Stop me pleaseeeee. I promised myself no hair cut ...Related posts:Siew Mai Gone Bad, Hair Gone WrongMy …
Since young, I have been struggling not only with acne but also a persistent nose condition. Say hello to sinusitis. I believe 8/10 of you reading this blog *might* be a fellow sufferer.First thing you should do when you wake up is to breathe in fresh air. That’s so idealistic dude. The first thing I ...Related posts:FLU AGAIN!I haet smokers.Chaborkia Goes to Three Gate …
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