My eyes are parched. I'm pretty sure that if I could extricate myself from my seat, and walk over to the restroom to consult the mirror, I would find networks of burning red capillaries criss-crossing my eyes. The lack of sleep is a constant source of irritation in my life. Some thrive in the night and engage in all sorts of "happening" activities, be they legal or …

I am going crazy. The whole mess of thoughts in my head is just swirling back and forth, crashing, tumbling and tearing the place apart. Every single thing I do is useless, ineffectual and ultimately, damaging to the department's good reputation. Every single thing I do contains limitless potential for public wrath, management displeasure and strange looks from fellow …

Chocolate Chip Cookie, O how I love thee!I love you when I'm hungryI love you when I'm angryI love you even when breakfast was not a distant memoryChocolate Chip Cookie, O how I love thee!

My stomach's churning again. It's a familiar unease that comes with not knowing what to expect. After substantial prodding from my significant other, I had handed over my wedding invitations to The Anal One. My S.O had "suggested" reasons such as it being "not so nice" if I did not invite Her Royal Anal-ness, and "after all she knows about …